Irlen ?

i went to this place with my mom ...its called Irlen..its in Singapore shopping centre..and well the lady did a test on me and said i got somekind of syndrome...wtf is wrong with me...How did i end up like this..What should i have not done not to get it...why God..why did you choose to land it on me...If i didn't have this wouldn't i have been a better person ? I don't know..if i'm not wrong its Irlen syndrome...google the word irlen.. i got a few problems...and i require this tinted glasses...1 for computer and 1 for reading..basically school...nooooooooo i ain't wearing tinted glasses..dont care if u say ooo andre you're gonna be so cool im not a young kid damnmit. If only they had it as contact lenses ! I don't mind having golden brown eyes..oolala i'll be a fat edward lol...or maybe blue eyes..woohoo im a hot fat ass yippeee...but no...God , i believe you have a real real real real good reason for putting me in this. I don't mind wearing tinted glasses...just make sure the frame isnt a snoopy dog...son of ma gun ! ~%#$!#%!# Yes somehow i am suspected to be at a high risk of getting Dyslexia..noooooooooooooooooooooooooo i dont wanna get the D day thingie..sad....but the doc said playing football is great woohoooooooooooo...pretty upset i got this irlen thing...apparently its genetic so i may have gotten it from my mom or dad...but i can't blame them,how would they know they got it too ? I guess i have to think on the bright side of life...Say...if i got Orange tinted shades,which i do,cos its easier to see..pick a sleek looking frame..OMG IM GONNA LOOK LIKE A CYCLIST..oakley and rudy project shades...thats the good part !#%$!#%! YES. So i must look for nice frame...so it isn't so bad after all...woopeeeeee...just that i risk having the typical singaporeans staring at me..oh well doesn't matter. Wait..i just read the website..they said it can be worn as GLASSES OR CONTACT LENSES..eh why singapore dun have ah..i better go ask the doc ....woopee lol.
Guess tats all for today...seeya.