Monday, December 29, 2008

Irlen ?

i went to this place with my mom ...its called Irlen..its in Singapore shopping centre..and well the lady did a test on me and said i got somekind of syndrome...wtf is wrong with me...How did i end up like this..What should i have not done not to get it...why God..why did you choose to land it on me...If i didn't have this wouldn't i have been a better person ? I don't know..if i'm not wrong its Irlen syndrome...google the word irlen.. i got a few problems...and i require this tinted glasses...1 for computer and 1 for reading..basically school...nooooooooo i ain't wearing tinted glasses..dont care if u say ooo andre you're gonna be so cool im not a young kid damnmit. If only they had it as contact lenses ! I don't mind having golden brown eyes..oolala i'll be a fat edward lol...or maybe blue eyes..woohoo im a hot fat ass yippeee...but no...God , i believe you have a real real real real good reason for putting me in this. I don't mind wearing tinted glasses...just make sure the frame isnt a snoopy dog...son of ma gun ! ~%#$!#%!# Yes somehow i am suspected to be at a high risk of getting Dyslexia..noooooooooooooooooooooooooo i dont wanna get the D day thingie..sad....but the doc said playing football is great woohoooooooooooo...pretty upset i got this irlen thing...apparently its genetic so i may have gotten it from my mom or dad...but i can't blame them,how would they know they got it too ? I guess i have to think on the bright side of life...Say...if i got Orange tinted shades,which i do,cos its easier to see..pick a sleek looking frame..OMG IM GONNA LOOK LIKE A CYCLIST..oakley and rudy project shades...thats the good part !#%$!#%! YES. So i must look for nice frame...so it isn't so bad after all...woopeeeeee...just that i risk having the typical singaporeans staring at me..oh well doesn't matter. Wait..i just read the website..they said it can be worn as GLASSES OR CONTACT LENSES..eh why singapore dun have ah..i better go ask the doc ....woopee lol.
Guess tats all for today...seeya.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

o.O

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...ytd evening was at mama jac's place or is it gac..aiya i duno la...shit man how her daughter get so pretty T_T Last time i saw elizabeth (her daughter) was when i was P4...maybe that time haven get the girl disease..wah sian all evening i need to keep my eyes off her >.> distract myself with her brother's games lol. Their family is bloody rich $$ Got PS3 Plasma tv starhub hubstation HD and aloooooooooooooot of BLU RAY DVD ZOMG...got Xbox360 summore leh...so bloody rich... :( Eh but her daughter also reading the twilight book neh ^^ woo yeah babey...but this one confirm no chance..im sure the mother ask her..oie ! u dun date that fat ass if he ask u out ah..i dowan u marrying a fat arse -_- But it was great,i got a ripcurl pencilcase and a Quiksilver wallet...for Christmas..oo yeah i love that wallet..pencilcase i like but its so bloody big not as if i'm carrying a gun with me why would i need such a big wallet...my mom said elizabeth also got kisser lipz like her mom...no la not true...actually that makes her look good :P AND HER LIPS ARE FOREVER SO WET ... YES ! lol i swear i got no ulterior motive behind that ok lolol...But damn...shes so pretty...if im not wrong we're meeting again ...ahhhhhhhh i better wear a blindfold or dun go and gather with them..stay at home and rot...i completed COD 4..so little missions...that game is for nubs lol...elizabeth's brother is very very very activeeeeeeee...can jump around non stop...lol. He abit spoilt,he has a laptop...ps3..almost everything a guy needs...well he doesn't have a girl..but he has a pretty sister..arghhhhhhhhh plsplspls God...one day in my dream let me switch souls with Johnathan...hoho thats terrific...anyway im gonna go buy a mouth guard..also commonly known as a mouth piece,used in boxing etc...i got $10 left..so i suppose i can afford it ? o.O I need it for my goalkeeping..i won't want another ball rammed into my bloody face like what happened in football a few days ago...1 dude rammed a ball into my teeth...din drop but bled like i got stabbed...lol luckily i got guys to help me clear up...phew. and my t shirt was black so no prob.
kthxbai.

Friday, December 26, 2008

get pregnant !

yoyo...i got little time gonna go watch a movie..at home la lol. anyway today went out to play football with farhan and friends...i duno much of them but still played...muahhahahah im so good in gk...almost scored when i played as forward...damn lol..but other than that its great..haha impressed all of the boys...hopefully can come back another day. anyway day was ok tmr going back to aunt launa's place..pls lemme see pretty girl o yeah baby LOL.
Short post...sad.

kk gtg seeya..
Kick the bucketttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Indulecka will forever be Indian.

yoyoyo !!! K why i haven't been online cos im keeping my addiction off the PC,and also maple...*point to mummie* This woman has been playing maple...im going to abandon you if you continue playing ok . I make my mark !! ON COD 4 on PS3 zomg so kewl HDMI super nice graphics..better than porn la jk. i've been reading books (zomg) and playing games like little big planet..SOF payback , fifa street 3 and COD 4...out dated my dad should have bought COD 5 !!!!!!!! He bought Socom ,without realising it needed internet connection...muahahahaha...
Besides that,i've been reading books like New Moon,the sequel to Twilight,seriously i wasn't interested in it until i watched the movie...omg kristen stewart is so damn pretty T_T Talkin'bout girls...zomg auntie launa's daughter is so damn pretty @#%!#%!#%# luckily never nose bleed or drool if not her house kena flood ... sad. But its ok...auntie launa is this lady who knows my mom for a very very very very very loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time... and her older daughter knows my sister for a very very looooooooooooooooooooooong time also..im the only one...Left behind...but nvm...auntie launa shud help me in my english and maths..which she is doing now...so everytime i go to her place..pray first i get to see her daughter...alright ! But of course la..studies first..i can study girls kekeke 2 in 1 LOL. Anyway,yes thats all i have to say..when i'm back in school i limit myself to 3 hours a day...weekdays. Weekend...see lor maybe i'll be on the ps3 with my dad all day :P Ok...guess thats all...gotta relink chacha...and also er..aiya just gotta do some of my stuff..seeya .

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Sembawang...

Yes i got into sembawang..not the school i wanted to get into but hey,its still a school of MY choice ...
Plan to join the Soccer CCA...and try to play Right back or centre back in defense...i need some practise but first,i need to lose weight ! Today i ran ...2500m which is..2.5km..well not run,1.25km is 1 lap,so i ran the first one..rather slow,but i didn't stop,so thats good,and after that i walked another 1.25km... :/ Tomorrow if i can i'll go run 2 laps,2 laps walk then 1 lap run again...i hope that works.
Today i went out to the movies with er my "cartoon family."
Watched Twilight/Twillight lol . It was okay...quite nice..the girl is so pretty T_T Kristen Stewart ! Robert Pattison did do a good job...ha i like his hair...he likes quite good as a vampire :P
Next Monday,Mummie said its er...Christmas Shopping ? And she will buy stuff for us ! Unfortunately there is a budget of $50...ok lets see,excluding herself,theres 5 of us,5x$50...$250...you can get yourself a Nintendo WII with that on VR Zone.
I'm rather reluctant on going because its at Vivo City...the place where History was set,yes i shouted hey and did the sexbomb dance...thats gay,really. Lets see,what can i get with $50...actually if someone would want to reward me with a Christmas gift...what i really want..hmmm..if i could,i'd want a day where my Family would be at peace ! Everyone at home,in the living room,watching a nice movie and having some fruits with Chocolate Fondue...Peace..no maid's asking how to do this or that..that would be great..Besides that i also want a new bag...but nah i can use my old bags...i actually wanted a Crumpler...its rather expensive and nice,i don't know if its durable...because at the rate on how i treat my school bags..hoh it may be in the bin when i'm secondary 3 ...talking about school...tomorrow i need to report to Sembawang secondary with my parents..possibly they will give somekind of briefing...but i wonder where we're going to find parking lots since my dad is gonna be driving us there...maybe we can take the mrt and bus instead ? But i'm still unsure how to get here via mrt and the bus. Anyway i'll need to top up on Stationery...new pens ... pencils and so on. And on Saturday,my parents are bringing me to someone...a teacher from RGS ... i hope she knows i'm a guy,not a girl. She is supposed to find the problems i have with mathematics...lets see if she can even penetrate through my mind...muahahha. Well she won't have to cos i'll be forced to tell her everything i know,and don't know. Just kidding. I hope she helps,and i have to help myself too...once my math gets harder,my parents won't be able to help me...gotta find a way to improve my math...i hope i maintain my English at an A,get my Science a B...Chinese a C...and Math a C...hopefully i perform super well in Secondary 2 and get drafted to Express Stream :P
I guess thats all i have for today. Seeya~~ XD


Your hazel green tint eyes watching every move I make.
And that feeling of doubt, it's erased.
I'll never feel alone again with you by my side.
You're the one, and in you I confide.
And we have gone through good and bad times.
But your unconditional love was always on my mind.
You've been there from the start for me.
And your loves always been true as can be.
I give my heart to you.
I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
And we have gone through good and bad times.
But your unconditional love was always on my mind.
You've been there from the start for me.
And your loves always been true as can be.
I give my heart to you.
I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
I give my heart to you.
I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.

Warmness on the soul by Avenged Sevenfold (This song was dedicated to the American soldiers who fought in the war in Iraq)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I won't see you tonight

All i want for christmas..is my PS3 to come back.

NOW PS3 IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN GIRLS. I WANT MY PS3 !! AND GUITAR HERO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i cannot get hooked onto my PS3..

I need a healthy Lifestyle.
I cannot see my feet right now,if you get what i mean :X

So i'm stopping football for a few reasons
1.I don't see my fats running off my tummy.
2.You see,to run,you can run yourself,to play football,you need to play with people,when i'm free the rest aren't. When they are free i'm not. So...lol.
3.I have lost total interest in playing football.


Yes my dreams of being a goalkeeper have been crushed by me,not anyone else.
I am not blaming anyone in those 3 reasons above,if i dun lose weight its my fault.
So...on to the story of having a "healthy lifestyle"
No Maple,no seriously its bloody addictive. (Sorry Mummie,i'm not leaving you alone in maple,you can find me in PS3 Network or msn.)
No Over eating,which i always do without caring about it. Actually i eat almost everything,except underwear,panties,bra,cotton etc.
This is dumb but somehow should i over eat when i'm with my family my sister will hit me,don't worry i'm immune to my sister hitting me cos it doesn't hurt...sometimes it does but i just get a little fidgety.
Now...i think i just over ate..ate too many fruits ...lol. Ok anyway i'm gonna start running,but you cannot start running when you do not...WALK ! No i'm not walking at home ...pls do not give me a OMG or OMFG ITS ANDRE SO FAT WHEN HE JUMP FOR JOY HE GET STUCK look. Which i don't know how it looks like,but don't be surprised when you see me panting...this breathing problem of mine has nothing to do with asthma or my nose being blocked by a bee in my nose. Its just my weight...anyway my parents told me estate length is 1.25km...thats not good for me..im a rookie man...i took 3 years to master football lol. I'm not going to take 3 years...i hope i can run 10k or 20k run next year in 2009 standard chartered run...hehehehhe.
Ok i need to do some research on how to run and stuff...i can't rely on my dad and sis...no i'm not going to www.disney.com or www.barbie.com ok thats dumb. Actually..i'm on disney.com right now,i'm looking for a game to play cos i'm bored out of my balls lol. Mummie pls start on your work,quit getting hooked on a game. And don't spend too much on it ok. hoho once my PS3 is back i can relax...less pc usage...of course i wun be on my PS3 like how i'm on my PC ok lol.
18 dec posting results out..plsplspslpsls let me get into woodlands secccccccccccccc if i get in that would be great...yes super great. Anyway..i have this habit when i typed a few sentences on a post...i can't stop...which ends up with this...bloody long post lol. But i suppose its good enough ? I need to change blogskin...can't stand this boring one lol...haha i guess thats all for today then.

Seeya~~


Cry alone, I've gone away
No more nights, no more pain
I've gone alone, took all my strength
I've made the change,I won't see you tonight
Sorrow, sank deep inside my blood
All the ones around me
I cared for and loved
Building up inside of me
A place so dark, so cold, I had to set me free
Don't mourn for me,You're not the one to place the blame
As bottles call my name I won't see you tonight
Sorrow sank deep inside my blood
All the ones around me
I cared for and most of all I loved
But I can't see myself that way
Please don't forget me or cry while I'm away
Cry alone, I've gone away
No more nights, no more pain
I've gone alone, took all my strength
But I've made the change,I won't see you tonight
So far away, I'm gone.
Please don't follow me tonight
And while I'm gone everything will be alright
No more breath inside
Essence left my heart tonight
No more breath inside
Essence left my heart tonight

Avenged Sevenfold - I won't see you tonight (Part 1)

Coverage

k this is what happened,i'll try to recall everything

We basically went to places like the Sydney Opera House and Sydney Harbour Bridge.
We also visited Islands off Sydney like Manly...yes im so manly. Anyway in Manly there are nice beaches and pretty girls..but i didn't look out cos i assume i was drowsy lol. In Manly we decided to walk...well i dont know what the walk is called..i forgot but its 3km..yes super tiring walk...lol but it was fun i guess...then we went to the zoo..where my sister got freaked out by the snakes...LOL and i got freaked out by this yellow thing on my arm..looked like an insect..after awhile it flew off ..didnt bite me..phew. On the last day...this dude ..was behind me i just said sorry and he stared at me -_- i dont know what i did,all i did was i said Sorry and moved away cos he was looking for something..well theres more but i cant remember..oops.

Anyway,i'll post more later...

CONCLUSION : I WILL NOT EVER VISIT SYDNEY AGAIN.
I CANNOT TRAVEL ON AIRPLANES.
kk bb.

Monday, December 15, 2008

oo papa's back !

hey guyyysssssssssssss im back from sydney..feel abit drowsy..puked 5 times..LOL amazing man. anyway ...no pic yet..soli ah..haven upload..short post im sleepy...some unknown toot tagged me... :/

Sunday, December 07, 2008

ooh lala

Hey guys,its a few more hours and i'm gonna be on my way to changi airport..T3 XD...and well my wish has come true !
On my return flight to Singapore from Sydney,we're gonna be on the SIA A380..woohoo ! Seriously i don't know much about aviation..but i can tell the difference from a Boeing and an Airbus lol. I've showered,so has my mom,only left with my dad and sis..hurry up plox LOL. I'm getting more excited minute by minute...still cantell mummie on maple im not excited -_-
i wont type out a will cos thats courting death. Lol.

haha not much to type,seeya guys in..1 week.

Dear Lord,
You have blessed me with such a great family,that loves me alot.
You have brought me this far,continue to bless us with your holy spirit Lord !
And Lord,while i'm away,please be with my maid,when she is angry,teach her the fruit of the holy spirit,Self control.
AMEN !

And please,don't let my maid kill my dog pls T_T Or wreck anything in the house T_T

Seeya guys in 1 week !
Don't miss me ! :P

Saturday, December 06, 2008

things i hate about singaporeans

a few things i hate about singaporeans that irks me more than my grandpap's smoking habit.

1. Singaporeans will ALWAYS STARE AT PEOPLE. Whether you are indian,malay,chinese or somekind of bitchy idiot who came from the dam in China.
2. Will not give seat to somebody who is handicapped or needs the seat more than the person does...zz -_-
3. Leans on the poles (wtf) in mrt trains,which means less space for others to hold it ..
4. Cannot converse in a mannered way.

Theres more,but i want to focus on number one.
I can't stand it when singaporeans stare at me or other people just because the shirt for them is too big,or their wearing their earphones on the wrong ear..wtf is wrong ?! Why stare ? They should know its rude , and they still stare ? Its really , really , really disturbing to see singaporeans stare,but hey,this is Singapore ...-_- still i hope singaporeans gain some manners. I'm not saying all Singaporeans have this habit thing,only some do,but its the majority !

Ok this is the odd part,
How do i know they are staring ? Cos i stare too ! You see !! Singaporeans just got it in their blood !!
Conclusion : Can't help it lor :/ LOL So why did i post that..i also duno -_-

Anyway i'm leaving for Sydney tomorrow..woohooooooooooooo
Terminal 3 ! XD

kk thats all i have to say..ciao~~

Friday, December 05, 2008

alamak ! She doesn't like me..and syahmi :(

This is horrifying news. *wipe away tears*

This is a msn conversation between ameera and me lol.


Running through the monsoon.... says:
"ameera and syafiqah is mine"
Running through the monsoon.... says:
thats syahmi's private msg
Running through the monsoon.... says:
lol
ameera says:
wat eber but i dun i him even 1 % <-- referring to syahmi ..wahahahaha nub !~

Ok this is the bad part :(


Running through the monsoon.... says:
thats great
Running through the monsoon.... says:
so i got chance
ameera says:
dun entertain yr self wen the person you like just dun like you as wat you really wanted!!

JUST DUN LIKE YOU. ZOMG. This is so sad...good bye Lo Hwei Yen....*runs off like a sissy* lol
yup so now..the end ! The battle between a small fag and me shall end..syahmi..i dun think he stands a bloody chance cos hes shorter than ameera :P I tell if he wrestle me ...a few punches wun work..Enzuguiri also no use..i just do the "wuxi finger" lol -_-

Hoho my stuff fits into my bloody luggage ! lol..after lots of rolling ! Ya i rolled up my clothes etc...space mah.

I can't wait to reach Sydney and catch hot babes !
Nah just kidding,go there relax only lo.


Yup...holidays are ok..dun feel like blogging cos my days are bloody boring -_-
Seeya~~

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Another day...Sydney here i cooooooome.

Ok im back...well from nowhere i was just lazy to update my blog lol. yupyup i'm leaving for sydney in..uh...3 days ? Yeah i'm leaving on a Sunday,possibly will leave for the airport at around 9 to 10 pm...i think my flight is a 1am thingie lol. anyway not much to post..lol -__-

Monday, December 01, 2008

AGGGGG ! I HATE IMMUNISATIONS #!%!%$!#%

alamak my mom just told me my immunisation is tomorrow..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i din have it like my other mates cos i was sick..lol -_- Ppl say not painful. some say it hurts like an ant bite..but seriously i don't have to worry cos my skin is so bloody thick..full of fats -_-
Anyway went for aikido...forgot to bring my card..lol dumb. Today not much ...hoho a few days more to my Sydney trip...anyway my parents have started to assign me Sec 1 N/A math work >.> i srsly dun like it but oh well ! Who landed me in this situation...myself..lol. Anyway when im back in sec sch im gonna be online at night..more than afternoon cos i'll be in sch all day. Ya im also bloody busy in the afternoon holidays afternoon online but wun infront of the pc..maybe i will but i wun reply to msn msges cos im either busy on maple or busy working out my brain doing bloody math sums ! Yup ! Time to control my pc usage ! Cos its getting bloody boring ....maple stuck at 30 -_- i din know assasins are so hard to train........crap. Anywaaaaaaaaaaaay i dont think i can buy alot of things in Sydney cos possibly the stuff in sydney cost alot...im not a russian millionaire ok..possibly just get a small gift la...sorry :S
Lol now when i see indians i get abit scared LOL ..Later under their t shirt or pants got bomb..ahhhhhhhhhhh :/ Yahoo news said that the Policemen from Mumbai were not trained to deal with this kind of terrorist situation..stupid goverment call singapore and america come help u la -_- or Mumbai should have just dropped a nuclear bomb and wipe out the whole damn city...Sad that a singaporean died..Rest in peace erm...whatever her name is ..Lawyer ! Pls folo in the steps of er...whatever that guy's name is,supposedly a good lawyer in singapore..indian one :D Anyway i gtg...need to slp man tmr 10am must be at outram...lol my dad sending me there..after tathe will send me to outram mrt and i need to go back...if i had $$ i would have went shopping !!! Nothing to buy..-_- i guess thats all for today ya. Seeya !



Er i was told to do this quiz..but i seriously don't know how it works...Hmm let's try ?

1)Who was the latest person to tag you ?
er...Myself ? Thats lame..i dont know who the fuck is tiorisa so lets move on to Faris.

2)The relationship between you and him/her is ?
A good friend,used to hate him but now i don't.

3)Your 5 impressions of him/her ?
I don't have any.

4)If He/She becomes your enemy ?
I'll kidnap his friends and his girlfriend's friends and tie them up in The Taj Mahal Hotel and bomb the place up .

5)What will you say to the person whom you like very much ?
Welcome to Taiwan ! Want some smelly tofu ?

6)The characteristics you like about yourself
Er...is this a trick question ?

7)The charcteristics you hate about yourself
How can i hate it ! I love who i am ! suck you whoever started this -_-

8)For the person you hate, you say :
We the citizens of Singapore,pledge ourselves as one united people.

9)What do people feel about you ?
Go ask them yourself.

10)Who do you have a crush on ?
Zenny...wao if she sees this im gonna get hammered.

11)The person you want to be is ?
Confusing question,er do you count in Superheroes ? If yes , i wanna be Catwoman,although im a guy -_-

12)Pass the quiz to 10 people
1. Tom
2. Dick
3. Harry
4. Me
5. Myself
6. I
7. Tom again
8. Dick again
9. Harry again
10. Go to hell. This is dumb and i'm doing it.

The other questions have to do with the people from question 12,and i seriously don't know who the hell they are.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Ooolala

I wouldn't have stopped twitting,which is something like this --> hiies..iie aM cutE an0txxzxz ?
-_- i used to twit alot last year until a friend of mine,Sarah told me on msn,stop twitting you fool. LOL at first i didn't know wtf twitting was until she told me..hehehehe.
Anyway my week has been rather boring,with nothing much to do. Except getting asked to eat shit and called a fker...um by Eugene. Look i don't mean to offend you but seriously,i don't give a fuck if people can tolerate your crap. Too bad i can't. I don't want to be always told to be eating shit and called a fker. You can go say that to your friends but you can't to me cos its what i call RESPECT. I don't know if i've ever gained any respect from you...But i cannot give you any respect because you do not respect anyone,except whoever you want to,that is you being bias my son. Even if you see an old lady on the floor begging for money,whether shes cheating you or she really needs money,she still deserves respect.

At times you said people have been giving you attitude problems ?
Hmm...it should be you giving people attitude problems so we do the same,Eye for an eye.

Anyway...later i need to go out for dinner with my whoooooooole family with my dad's dad and sis...lol i don't want to >.< I'm tired...and everytime i go for a haircut i get a dumb haircut . I look like a pai kia !!!!!!!!!! alamak how ? LOL. Anyway i'm going to Sydney in about a week's time...hoho don't worry i wont buy anything :X jk. I'll see what i can get...i just wanna go there and relax..maybe try to get some koala hats ? LOL then bring singapore some lovely koalas lolololol. Anyway...rather surprising that i'm seeing chacha asking for my msn...hmm something must be going on lol. And jac tagged my blog...woolala how surprising..i think she must be like rolling all over her hotel bed in taiwan cos God keeps knocking into her mindthis : Jac...my young one,why did you not tag your brother's blog ? He may not be your blood brother,but your brother in christ,and you should always tag his blog because he is such a handsome little monster." LOL self egoistic -_- I couldn't sleep either yesterday night,slept at 11pm..woke up at 3am ? then kept rolling about..started to think abt zenny..wtf -__- dont worry i will accomplish my mission b4 i leave for Sydney..pray hard shes online on that night..woohoo ! Then i can leave for Sydney in peace......kk guess thats all..almost 6 gotta head for the um..dinner ? Ciao~

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Insulting posts.

Ok. This is fucking weird. Every blog i go to that is in P6 keeps blogging about missing their friends. What in the blue hell is going on?? Do you really missssssss them so0o0o0o0o0o0o0 much ? I don't mean to be insulting but LOL its just so awkward !

So bored..i was supposed to wake up mummie at 10pm...call her 3 times no answer..so just left it alone..she definitely crashed ..zz.

anyway nothing else to blog about..seeya.


zenny dont leave me aloooooooooooooooone :(

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

WALAO !!!!

zzzz read my tagboard..my mom lolz. Ya she said everything to me in person b4 she did that.
She said i'm a stubborn boy...its just resistance :X Because what i felt was that my parents were choosing schools for me instead of me choosing...but i need the guidance because i have so little choices. This will happen if i dun have parents.
1.Need to find out where my fucking sec sch will be
2.No parents = no computer,cannot find out abt schools.

My father scolded me yesterday night,over what i posted on the ..erm Nov 24th post,how does he know ? Sources !! My mom -_-...ok look mommy i made it clear..plsssss dunnnnnnn tellllllll my fatherrrrrrrrrr,kang kok hua anythinggggg in myyyyyyyy blogggggggggg if youuuuuuuuuuu waaaaaaaant tooooooooo ,pleaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeee taaaaaaaaaaalk toooooooooo meeeeeeeeeeeee insteaaaaaaaaad offffffffffff myyyyyyyyyyy faaaaaaaaaaaaaaatherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Everytime my father scolds me i dun feel sad anymore. The anger i had b4 psle comes back. I feel like killing people..=/ Yes 1st target is my sister :X
My sister is so fuggin selfish,i don't know how she will behave in Poly...PLEASE GOD,BLESS MY SISTER WITH YOUR HOLY SPIRIT !!! Although she been blessed already,please bless her simultaneously to make sure shes a nice little girl who hops up and down like a little pixie fairy.

OK I'M READY.
IF PPL ASK ME WHAT I GOT FOR PSLE. I WILL SAY 163. WHETHER THEY SMILE OR INSULT. IWILL BE STRONG. I WILL NOT BE BROUGHT DOWN BY SAUSAGES AND BITCHES. TY AND BB.


YES!!! Motherfarhan !!
LOL. Don't worry,163 isn't alot but hey,i'm still out of Qihua .
Ok i guess thats all for today...seeya and ciao.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

It doesn't matter anymore

My marks won't change no matter how times you people keep insulting me on my results. It won't change,really.
I don't give a **** on whether i got 163 and others got way higher.
I still can go to a school right ? You'll be really surprised when you see yourself sweeping the roads under HDBs while i'm in my own office staring at the numbers on my bank account rise like how fernando alonso won the Singapore GP.

Heres my 6 choices of Secondary schools.
1.Woodlands Sec (I hope this is the right choice.) [165-190]
2.Marsiling
3.Northview
4.Sembawang
5.Assumption English
6.Christ Church


OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats all. LOL,tonight possibly go enter the form,wish me luck ! seeya !!!!!!

Sorry,i know people say Marsiling isn't really good,but its my choice :S I don't want to have any constrains . hehe.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Frustrated

I'm angry with myself.
I can't get into good schools !!!!!!!!!!
My parents are definitely upset with my results...
Is 163 a disgrace to my family ?
I wonder what would happen if i got retained ?

Lastly,i'm having a fucking big problem trying to arrange the schools,so many schools i qualify for ,are in Yishun..besides Fu chun sec..which i have 0% interest in.


I don't have much to say,really.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Offended...

Great news...i got thru psle..not retained. 163 was my score.
Eng A
Chi C (Finally passed)
Maths E (wow)
Sci C (Unexpected)

My teachers,parents and friends have brought me this far , now where do i plan to go from here ? My score of 163 does not bring me to Riverside , neither does it bring me to Evergreen,Christ Church or Woodlands Ring.

I just made a stupid move,i thought of going to SEMBAWANG SEC. I don't like that school,going to the open house just made me feel worse...

These are my choices

Naval Base
Fu Chun
Sembawang

I don't have a choice..i meet the requirements for other schools but its just too far...

My mom chose schools like canberra,marsiling and woodlands,but woodlands the requirement for N/A is 165,Marsiling is 164,my parents can get me in by writing a letter and seeing if they allow me in,but the thing is...their priority is for those who meet the requirements and put the school as their 1st choice...haiz..Naval Base's new campus will be in Khatib...fuck !! Fu Chun has alooooooooooot of gangsters and i dont want to get myself in trouble or become like them...Fear has just struck into me...it won't seem to go off...Northview Sec is another choice,but its in..erm Yishun. I don't want to be waking up an hour earlier than usual . nvm...there will be a way,please let me get into either Marsiling or Woodlands after i plead with the principal,if we do so.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...........

After this i've realised how many people i've let down...i now take the chance to sincerely apologise to my father and jan,for upsetting you 2 numerous times. And jan i still do care about you,but i dun think u care..its ok. I will be there for you,like your guardian angelllllllllll well not rly. lol. k i guess thats all for today
seeyaaaaaaaaa

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Trying to keep the light on...

yoyoyo.................today was really boring cos maple got patch..zz so in the end spent my time on fifa 09..lol managed Liverpool,won the BPL title and champions league...lost FA CUP but won english league cup...then 1 season gave me option to manage another team or stay,i decided to stay...zz shud have managed LA Galaxy instead..going for movie at plaza singapura later with my parents...i got a cough summore...later keep coughing in cinema..wah die...later come home must try to install maple...i heard its compulsory to change ur PASSWORD if not they will constantly remind u everytime u are on maple until u change..bad news cos my lv 40 spearman is not my acc !! Its my tuition teachers !! And he gave it to me without PIN or 13 digit asiasoft passport number !! ZZZ k i guess thats all for today...seeya~~~

Monday, November 17, 2008

OMG

ahhhhhhhhhhh din blog for awhile..1 day only ? LOL. Anyway this week is gonna be a super frustrating week,why ? Because my dad has assigned me as the ... er the "guide" for our trip to Sydney,its from 7/8th to 16th of dec...hehehe. Anyway ya i need to work together with my sister.i plan what to do,she does the $$ calculating...lol its free and easy...and if im not wrong my dad wants to rent a car ? o.O holy shit. Its going to be tough shit cos we're gonna be in Sydney for like what,1 week ? This gives the chance to peek at A-league soccer...muahahaha and spot Sydney FC...kekekekeke. I tell u their team is good..for australian standard..lol. Anyway AFF Suzuki Cup is here..i hope its the Asean Cup not the Asians Cup if not singapore confirm die...australia pwns man..they r not in Oceania anymore...in Asia alr..so u see them playing against qatar..saudi arabia..uzbekistan..Singapore ! lol. Cahill,Kewell and Viduka are the 3 best i've seen..viduka needs to go to some club like bolton or sumthin..cahill...dun stay at everton..go to l'pool...kewell is in galastaray..formerly from liverpool..dumbshit go worse club for wat..go west ham la .. lol.
This week i have let alot of people down...especially Jan..but she doesnt care abt it so nvm..i can say i dun give a damn...she dun care she wun bother to think of it at all. Its like that...haiz. Oh well,i'll have to move on,please God,give me a better week this week..i beg u...

Mummie... pls stop slping so late,u have meetings...dun fall asleep half way..risk ur job. I know u cant get over mr quek !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Patience is the key to success...

jac is talking to me again..YES AH !!!! fa cai !! LOL.
kk i guess thats all for today...
seeya ! XD
btw i pwned man utd using chelsea on fifa 09..3-1..muahahhahaha.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i am in deep deep hot soup..well the bowl isn't so deep.
Ok what happened is this,
People think i like ameera
But i like Jan
But now Jan read my blog and thinks that i still like ameera
People still think i like ameera
And i still like Jan
But now jan thinks i like ameera and...well basically i can only conclude that i toyed with her feelings.
Conclusion : I am in deep shit.

Ok lets move on to a more mature part.
Now after doing lots and lots of thinking today,i've actually noticed that..its not that ameera is so great,so kind,so fucking sexy. No. I liked her because my brain told me she looked good -_-" Back to P2 again for me. Because the thing is,i do not know ameera at all !!!! I see her but i have never ever said like yo or how ya doin to her !! She has been showing signs that she does not like me but she likes mcdonalds fan syahmi !!!
I typed this out to just tell you all that i am dumb and i have learnt my lesson. Its not good what i've been doing.
I would like to apologise to Jan,although this may not work,for toying with your feelings in anyway,please feel free to smack me if u ever bump into me in woodlands or sumthin.

Now the question is,Do i really have feelings for Jan ?
In what way can i prove to her that i do ? Or is it just infactuation ? Tomorrow i'll have to do some reflecting. Jan i'll give you a reply by tomorrow. Mummie too,you'll get a reply.

Friday, November 14, 2008

My love for you remains.

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoyo.
Ok today is the last day of school for me..bb primary sch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bb mrs koh !! bb mdm lee !!!! one day i will return you what you gave to me and the school !! im gonna create a supermarket and pawn sheng siong !!! Then your students will be drinking singapore home brand.. "Andre's!" yes all over SINGAPURA. ANDRE WATER,ANDRE TOILET,ANDRE FOODCOURT,EVERY CORNER EVERY STREET EVERY PLAZA EVERY CENTRE EVERY EMPTY AREA !!!

lol wtf. anyway...said hi to ameera !! OMG ..wanna thank Nanda and Kam seng for the encouragement ! Though it didn't work,LOL. When she walked pass me ..after her performance i just said hi ameera..ma de i told mdm chong then ameera said she din hear... ya in the end mdm chong brought me to her..thanks mummie !! But cannot !!! I must do it without help !! IM SO DISAPPOINTED WITH MYSELF...haiz nvm. I will miss ameera alot alot alot alot alot alot alot...but i will miss mummie even more !!! Next time if i got a company its gonna be dedicated to you mummie !! Yes you ! Actually when i saw erni..i actually wanted to shake her hand and say thanks and goodbye..but i din dare..later she slap me :O haha but finally e girls talk to me..muahahahha. im really exhausted by still wana play maple..hehehehhe. kk guess thats all for today...I'd also like to thank my teachers,classmates and friends.
Mdm Chong
Mrs Karthi
Mr Aaron Chan
Mrs Raj
Mrs Chiang
Mrs Yvonne Liew

Kam Seng
Farhan
Kavi
Wei Jun
Joanne
Putri
Mel

and...

Jan. :P


o btw whatever happens my dear girl,just wanna let you know i'll always be there for you..i promise.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

alamak !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yoyo guys. hoho tomorrow is e 70th anniversary !! sibei nervous,if AVA crash..all of use die. ya...just logged off maple..muahahha 2m + !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cos this guy dropped all his mesos..hehehehe. today last day of sch..so alot of P6 girls crying...oolala lol. I just walked off...can say im uncaring..went home then went to farhan's place !! omg his xbox360 guitar hero super cool man !! I did all 3 instruments..except singing. I did the main guitar,bass guitar and drums..hehehe. hoh i love my warrior shoes..i wonder it will make my dad mad cos its like a counterfeit version of the sports brand Asics...yah...got the lines but 1 line is missing on the warrior shoe..ah FYI this is not maplestory warrior shoe !! the brand is warrior !! really !! lol.
k short post..nothing much to say..haha tmr is the concert ! Nervous...
seeya!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Let me...

For once i never knew where i was going,but i do. And thats to you Ameera...but you just won't stay on the same path,you keep running in different ways. I don't want to hurt you in anyway by forcing you to love me. I have tried to make myself just look at you,but i just can't...just a lil'peek of you will just make me turn back and walk away...because i know..you have someone else in mind...i have tried my best,this is as far as i can go,i would go even further just for you...but i know where i need to stop,you haven't exploded,but i have. I'm willing to do anything for you...but i guess...my commitments i have..dont match with yours.

There are many things i'm upset with myself over with,but i'm willing to start again.

I'm sorry Ameera.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Why does your pride make you run away ?

Haiz...today was ok. But the thing that keeps going on and on in my mind is Ameera. I just wonder why whenever she sees me she looks down ? I don't believe you are shy. Fact is , you shouldn't be. Everything is over,and hey,you have someone with you right ? Why be bothered when people say "Hey andre is looking at you?" Its either your friends are blind or they are just dreaming of themselves been stared at by me. Shit heads. Man...i feel worse than you do Ameera,everytime i see you,you just look down...you know before i can open my mouth it closes again because i don't know to say hi or just keep quiet. Yes i must admit i was jealous,when i failed to catch you,instead this guy did instead. Fine,i lost it. I was plainly too slow. But if you didn't like what i was doing,why didn't you tell Putri or Salina ? I know you aren't familiar with me,those 2 girls are ! Ever since then i promised myself to never think or talk about you ever again. But whenever i see you,all those thoughts just run through my mind the whole day. I know i can't blame you ... its okay i guess. I'm leaving the school soon anyway. Could it just be infactuation ? Or is it a real feeling ? Is a love a commitment , promise or just something we can mess with ? I know that you really don't like me...and an end has been put to it. I guess even if i come to school next year to visit my teachers,and if i'm lucky i bump into you,if you look down on any particular day,i will pay my sister $5 (What a lousy bet) If you look at me for at least 5 seconds,i will hug mdm chong for 10 minutes (Your body will be very very numb) What unrealistic bets. But nevermind. I guess i can do nothing to just get a hi. All i can ask of you is not to be disturbed by band members who say "Eh Ameera andre likes you." No don't get bothered,if its not true you wouldn't be right ? Enough of my bragging...just need to do some reflecting.

Anyway today's Graduation rehearsal was a total fuck up.
First start was like shit. We got a scolding from SK. FOR NO REASON.
WE WERE UNFAMILIAR WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. THE TEACHERS IN THE HALL SAID WE HAD TO SAY OUR PART. BUT YOU CAME TO US AND YELLED AND SAID WE ONLY HAD TO SAY GOOD MORNING. HELL YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED.

Other than that...everything was ok.
2-6pm had Rehearsal...woo yeah baby.

Didn't go for aikido,i was really tired after the rehearsal.
Sister bought donuts..yummy.

I guess thats all for today folks~
Seeya.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

The turning point

Today has been a very irritating day for me. Went to school for rehearsal ..was in AVA. Came home,then mummie asked if i could come back,well im always ok with it,but i had to ask my parents..both were in the toilet,i shouted their names but i got no reply,i tried 2nd time but no reply,i was getting really irritated. Then they came out and i left for school again. After that came home..showered and went to somerset to meet mom. Went to Square 2 ..somewhere next to Novena Square...and had Korean food..doesnt taste authentic to me...lol. Whenever it comes to Secondary Schools,my dad will be so fierce,i just wonder why ?? Is he back to his bad side again ?? I hate it !

These are the things that are going through my mind right now.
1. Being irritated by a fag named Jeremy.
2. Having my parent's input into my choice of a sec schools,will it be my choice or their choice in the end ?
3. Why can't i level to 30......... :(
4. I should not be on the PC but i am...hehehe.


Ya...i really wanna defeat Jeremy,i think the match is this sat..think so.
Ya today short post...dont feel well....seeya~~

Friday, November 07, 2008

I've had enough.

I've seriously had enough of jeremy teasing me saying im a sore loser,i dont mind,just dont go beyond the fucking point you bitch. Don't go around saying kambings suck,cos i swear on my life i will win on monday bitch. NOW WHY THE HELL DO YOU SAY YOU WON ? YOU WON 5-3,FINE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS A NON MEMBER DOING IN YOUR FUCKING TEAM. IF MONDAY'S GAME HAS YOUR LOUSY ACTING AND FOUL PLAY,I SWEAR I WILL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU.I DON'T CARE IF I GET PUNISHMENT. I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR MOUTH IS SEALED AND YOUR BONES ARE BROKEN. YOU HAD BETTER GET JAVEN MOVING HIS ASS AND SCORING FUCKIN'GOALS COS I HAVE YET TO BEAT YOUR ORIGINAL TEAM. IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SCARED SO YOU DECIDED TO GET A BETTER GUY ? SO SORT THINGS OUT WITH YOUR TEAM AND STOP BEING A BITCH JEREMY,EVERYONE CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR ACTING. I JUST WONDER WHY THE HELL DID MR CHAN CHOOSE YOU TO BE IN THE SINGAPORE TEAM AND THE SCHOOL TEAM. YOU JUST BE A FUCKING SCHOOL CLEANER ! i cant take it anymore. I want a victory,and i need one. This is the final week of school,ending it on a good note is good...its more of a turning point for me though. Sorry if you readers are offended,you would feel like that if that bitch jeremy kept doing things to you..total bitch..go fuck yourself.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

A great win,Kambings.

Yes today was the match,we were totally pwned,because the Kambings were totally disorganised..my fault,the team didn't even have a Line up ! So now i'm going to tell you why we lost 5-3

1. No tactics
2. Disorganised
3. No orders to take from
4. Not paying attention
5. Gave up when 3 goals down

Thats about all,only after zul and sobirin came in goals started coming ...1st half 3-3
2nd half we lost...2 goals from jeremy..so basically i didn't play,instead i managed and watched. And i've noticed something. If i'm not wrong,Jeremy has already planned what to do ..how to score etc...Jeremy passes the ball to his teammate,chips over to our side..and jeremy finishes it off,thats how he scored in the 2nd half,so basically the whole game theres aloooooooot of chipping here and there...but since i have the chance of having good players like zul and sobirin .. ^^ I've put out groups..

Group 1 :
Farhan
Azfar
Syukry

Group 2 :
Zul
Sobirin
Nanda (I'm assuming all these 3 guys are in the team,although they're supposed to be in "DXFC" Salihin's team. lol

Odd...6 people only...but in futsal we only need 5. So this is the formation...pls let this work.


azfar nanda

sobirin

farhan syukry



zul (assuming hes our gk)

Ya abit messed up..its a 2-1-2 formation.. basically syukry will be running up and down.. to cover right..so hes sort of a right-winger-back positon..lolz. notice im not in the formation ?? hehehe i just train wif them but i dont play in matches...need to manage them...alamak no more subs ah...shit lol. aiya im sure jeremy's team max only 5.. ??? Yup thats all....this coming tues got another match..dono if i got prac for AVA...70th anniversary lolz..dress code for AVA is all black !!!!!!!!! WTF . T-shirt black,must wear track pants..black also..and cannot wear shoes cos they may hear our footsteps in the hall..wtf !!!!!! So black socks..why not useface paint .. paint our face black too ? LOL Secret operations :P k anyway..still won jeremy's team 6-5 on aggregate...im sure we can win our final match.. next week..hehehehe. k guess thats all for today..seeya !

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Hitman !

yoyohihi lol. Today was great,had graduation rehearsal...made me do stupid things..bleh. Anyway,came home,played maple..muahahhahaha lvl 27 .. :P still quite low...later gonna chiong with mummie..try to get 28..heheheh. keke tomorrow is our match..PLS LA JAVEN U BASKET YOU BETTER COME IF NOT I SWEAR I WILL HOOT YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yap using our old name..the club we found... The Kambings.. Kambing United FC ...lolz muttons.
My prediction for tomorrow's match,if its on...is 2-1...yes either javen,jeremy,yong sheng will score one...but kambing farhan has more shots..cos hes in central midfield..not much of a struggle for him. plsplsplsplsplspls let me wiiiiiiiiiiiin i play not to win but to teach dear javen a lessssssssssson.. he can oleh but cannot score !! If you're in man utd u will drive a.ferguson to his grave man !!! Anyway nvm..good luck to myself..can win one hoh !! In school !! Don't worry if he fight got security guard..oi you !!! lol ok,guess thats all i got for today...seeya

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

boring day..

SEXBOMB MOVIE FILMING : FAILED. SHIT. Don't want to explain what happened...filming will be next week instead..hopefully my dad lends me his cam corder ^^ woo yeah HD LOL. Ya anyway today ok lor...managed 3 clubs alr !! AND NO FRIGGIN PROGRESS !! I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT FIFA 08 !!! Stupid game..basket..oh well..nvm lolz. Today ok la...f**k nikesh and his balls..not happy hes not in graduation thing then give people attitude..ta ma de !!!!!!!! yala he not happy..call SK lor..not happy i back out la..-_- so fucking rude u fucking bastard...not in good mood girls talk to u u talk to them nicely..stop being a bitch and listen up . You're doing this for your class,your friends,not your girlfriend and your beloved doggy girls who follow you around..thinking you r no.1...if u are trying to impersonate an American...its not wrong,just don't go beyond the limit "hustler" aiya apnn like him very..thick skin..hes the self proclaimed Putri's boyfriend..so he calls putri,and she says "who is this?" he'll be like "ÿour bf la" -_- at this very moment if he accidentaly called mrs karthi and tot it was putri..wah straightaway direct the call to mdm lee and mrs koh..LOL. k it i gtg alr...........:S seeya~!

(Nikesh is a fat bitch,yes hes a girl...outside boy inside girl.. :S)

Monday, November 03, 2008

Fifa manager 09

yo guys ! Yup i''m on my new pc !! i love it !! muahahahha anyway i found a new game..really cool,not like fifa 09...its fifa manager 09 .. coolio..cant pick my team..only can pick league..so u r a rookie..give u 3 lousy clubs..lolz. I got west ham,newcastle and tottenham..lol i chose tottenham..right choice !! First match 0-1 ... 2nd 0-8...3rd 0-12...4th must be 0-21 !! :P Away matches..lol i haven buy any players..all so exp..and my funds only like 51m..bleh. lol anyway today was ok...had iclap lesson..quite fun...b4 that had to do powerpoint slide for graduation day...so troublesome leh...the girls are giving me excuses that they are have stage fright...wtf lol. Anyway hope to finish another half of the slides....if not take up alot of our time >.< Anyway Nikesh didn't come,and SK wants to kick him out of this graduation project thing...well if we do so,we need a replacement,we got lack of manpower man...well womanpower too.. lol. Tomorrow if i have time after school...gonna do sexbomb movie filming..release date is this friday leh..must finish it. Just now...on my way home from aikido i overheard a conversation between 2 china nationals...yes i heard the 2 words "orh liu" well in my mind "orh liu" means shee shee (urinate) to me..yes the verb. Lol maybe i should go ask my mom ?? I totally forgot about it when i got home...kk its gonna be 12 soon,gotta go sleep..dont want to miss school when i got important things to do...wah should i bring a soccer ball ? Later farhan complain :p and anyway javen isnt happy with me..cos i din let him play with my football..well when i wanna play with his he says no,i dun swear. When i say no he swears at me and says im a ch* b*i kia...lol wow. Ya he said hes better than me..so i took him on..1 on 1 in soccer..lol 4 goals winz..he pwned me..oleh-ed me..scored 1 first..so i relax lo...in the end no matter how many times he oleh me he still cant score !! whats wrong with u bastard !! so i scored all 4 :p pwned javen..muahahahah. Listen to what farhan says !! "Focus on scoring,not passing" Oh anyway Javen should contact jeremy...hes MIA...and javen is all aloooooooooooooone in chinese class..pity u bro. lol ok enough talk. I guess thats all for today folks...seeya !

P:S : Sorry mummie,i got too distracted with my fifa manager that by the time i went on maple,you were off9...really sorry >.<

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Let me learn on my own

yo guys ! hoho im not back..on laptop hehehehehe. Anyway the programs are extremely slow,especially IE,shitty IE is giving me problems too...Avant browser is still the best for me lol. Anyway today was ok...maple acc kena ban for nothing...then went to complain to maplestory admins..then kena unban...nvr tell me reason..basket..then went to funan to meet family..then had dinner somewhere in clementi i think..west coast la huh. then we were gonna eat chilli crab...lol. ya i dun like spicy stuff...but ate it lor..then i had a lil problem cracking up the crab..father told me he show me once...i just said no..i wanna explore la -_- then in the end he shouts at me insisting he should do it..zz in the end no choice muz give in ma...yup..school getting more boring...nothing to do except football...haiz lol. anyway now gonna go chiong on maple with mummie...and kah soon..donololz. Had durian pudding just now..breath smells of durian..lolz..anyway i dono whats up with singaporeans..especially chinese ah..im not being a racist..only some..like to STAREi mean ok la kpo ma..wan see see ...but dun stare too long,if they person realises.."Want fight ah?!?!?!" yup so pls its rude too...lol this morning talking to mdm chong..she was in the band room..all the band members said "Hello andre" wah so touched.. *wipe eyes* lol..then i got my favourite part..but horrible line :( ameera's voice..yes ah !But she said "Andre you're an idiot" ... but i dun like her anymore , so...bad news is that .. if im not wrong mummie told me everyone in band knows i used to like ameera... ? eee no worries for me i got my own target..haven shoot lol. anyway i guess thats all for today folks,seeya !

Friday, October 31, 2008

Close to you,hearing your heart beating...

hoho yo guys ! Bloody HP technician can only come next mon !! wo de ma yar !!!! i called like 2 friggin days ago !!!!!!! oh well what can i do ...anyway im now thinking of new video ideas for the Sexbomb movie..wahahahaha..talking bout sexbomb..SOME BLOODY IDIOT EDITED THE SEXBOMB DANCE WITHOUT A FRIGGIN LICENSE FROM MOSB !!!!! COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT !!!! Must be the teachers..cos today got deepavali n hari raya concert...so ya celebrating..then the malay performers..did an edited version!!! they did it themselves !! wrong !!! but i guess i can't blame them...don't even know what the hell sexbomb dance is..or do they ? Oh well the concert was really knocking me out...teary eyes after b4 indian's turn to perform...lol. aiya but ok lor...indians use faster music..malay one sibei slow..ok la they dance also in sync ma..dono how they do it..lol. chinese dance..funny sound effects put together..lol..ha anyway today pwned 6/7 4-1 in ultimate frisbee..wahahahaha can laugh at javen and jeremy again..hat trick for me..3 in 1 row :p and 1 for alan ! very good ah he dunid jump..just stone and catch...lol super alan. 1 game gone,i think 4 more to go..not sure,just need to win 2 more,then we have won it..kekekeke. yup guess thats all for today folks,seeya.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

When you say go slow,i fall behind...

hello guys!!!! PC still not ready..shit lol. anyway the "Sexbomb movie" will be out soon...no not tutorial...hahaha. Camera man ..who will it be ? ? Cast is farhan,eugene and me :P gagaga high alr ah jan on msn.. ask me who i miss..aiya my msn nick...lol then she asked who is that person..ah jan u know the answer ! :P Anyway so far 2 sec schs have come to my school to promote their own school,Woodlands sec and Marsiling sec,but i have no interest in either school. Ah now on to something that makes me ponder alot,BLOGSHOPS. Yes i know 2 young 12 year old girls that well,own a blogshop..i guess thats fine but giving out your phone number and leaving a msg down there saying "No prank calls." IT just destroys the whole thing,that friggin line will make idiots prank call you !!! But its really unsafe to own a blogshop at 12,really. If you need money just tell your parents. "Ask and it shall be given." never heard of that ? Comes from matthew 7:7 if im not wrong. GAHHHH  pissed with bitchy girl jac..really bitchy !!! Can't do anything about it can i ? o.O nvm la..maybe jac kena mood swing..puberty ma :X played soccer in football today..wahahaha defeated farhan's team after school..1-0 !!!! pwned man !! scored a goal..but it was a lucky shot la..if nikesh wasn't distracted then he would have kick the ball away...gotta say antonio has talent man...lol although hes a rookie he has fabulous passing. Yup guess thats all for today folks. Seeya ~!
PLS LET MY PC WORK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

not back yet...

haha hi guys!!!!!!!
today boring day in sch...mrs karthi nvr come...split class..lol boring...still waiting for my pc lo...so friggin slow..need to wait.. -_________- wasted...hmm and yes im getting sick of my tagboard poblem...think its the skin..will change it when my pc is back ok...thinking off backing out of my graduation day tribute thing ... got other people can do it beta than me..pretty upset with myself though..nvm . i need to lose some weight !!!!! ya im getting fatter ! I need to polish up on my soccer too...today dono why can't kick high ball...sad..lol aiya nvm can practise...k i don have much to say...apologied to cynthia,talked to lowis...he said he likes to spread rumours..f**k you u dark soya sauce gay b***h i dun mind u saying things abt me but not jac !!!!!!!! she wun forgive me now..thats the result. the thought of backing out of the "family" has come thru my mind b4..but it shouldnt even be in my brain...huilin..mingli..and jac seem to be ignoring me . Did i do something to offend you ? :/ anyway ktv outing i don wana go..sorry i dun like ktv...aiya maybe its my mood..feeling rather down..maybe its because my pc isn't back or i'm just distracted by something...k guess thats all for today,seeya !!!!!




Tuesday, October 28, 2008

dead!

k lol. this will be a summary of my days ever since i bought a new one.

Saturday,k la went to SLS , found nothing...so went to funan digitalife mall to kpo and see what they have...din buy anything.


Sunday,made my decision,bought it....but the monitor could not seem to recognise the input signal from the DVI cable,bought VGA but still din work,wasted $24.00,now need to call HP to get them to fix it,found out wires were manufactured in China...screw China. lol.

Monday,nth to do...sleep lor.

Tuesday,omg i woke up late!!!!!!!!!!! shit !!!!! kthxbai lol. ok on the odd part.

Songs that remind me of some people

You are not alone - Michael Jackson ...reminds me of....Jan
One step at a time - Jordin Sparks ... reminds me of...Mummie (mdm Chong) and SK (mrs Karthi)
You'll never walk alone - Liverpool FC Squad 76/77 - Tigger,Farhan
Deal with it - Corbin Bleu - Jac aka Spongebob..YA DEAL WITH IT,DEAL WITH YOUR ANGER. :p

k see u once my friggin pc is ready. seeyaaaaaaaaaaa. 

Friday, October 24, 2008

What a day !!!!

Hello !
Yup its been a okay day for me,getting really excited cos tomorrow my dad and i are going to Sim Lim Square to get my new computer parts ! Now getting all the parts together...wah quite exp leh.. =/ hoh but nvm its gonna turn out to be a great pc anyway :P Now looking for sound card...hard lol. I would also like to say , goodbye for about 3-5 days,cos i need to form out my pc,get this friggin hard drives installed on my pc also. Hmmm heres what i plan to buy...hehehehe


MSI P35 NEO2-FR + E7200 CORE 2 DUO(2.53GHZ) ~ $342
800 MHZ KINGSTON DDR2 CL5 2x1gb ~ $23 x 2 = $46WESTERN DIGITAL 320GB 16MB 5 YEARS WARRANTY ~ $81512MB POWER COLOUR HD3850 ~ $128SAMSUNG 22X DVDRW SATA ~ $38
MICROSOFT VISTA HOME BASIC SP1 ~ $115
VERUDIUM POWER XT v-520XT ~ $88
CM CENTURION 5 Black/Silver ~ $73
RAZER KRAIT GAMING MOUSE ~ $45
KEYBOARD LOGITECH ULTRA FLAT KB ~ $28
SOUNDCARD CREATIVE X-FI XTREME AUDIO ~ $95
SPEAKERS : CREATIVE SBS A300 2.1 SPK ~ $48



Total = $1127 (approx)

OPTIONAL : CCFL (CPU Lighting Kit) ~ $18
SOUND REACTION FOR CCFL ~ $13

Total = $1158



Yep thats it...hoho now talking to Jan...getting high LOL. Anyway Mrs Koh said that there was a man/woman wearing pants or either a skirt..wtf LOL and asking u to folo him or her....hmm dont follow !!! he/she may try to **** you !!! watch out !! Or maybe wana rob you..its ok if he pull ur hair shout..HAIR LI AH !! HAIR LI AH !! cos fei li mah...hoho lol. aiya just take off ur arm or leg and whack him with it la...or pull down his pants and say "Flasher!!!" Its the "flash!!" wah he confirm run like camera flash..fast lol. kk i guess thats all for today ~ Ciao ~~
And sorry Cynthia,i am very very sorry.
And Jac if you want a fight please come, u can bash me up i dont mind...you just don't know what a "family" is. Forgive and forget.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

maple looo

hah my whole "family" is now mapling..huilin hates me because i disbanded the party...yes because she was looting me..then not happy. Then when i saw that Jac came on..i quickly went off...later she say to me.. mai kao pei ar ?! i dun want a fight .. i want her to forgive me...nvm i tolerate..anyway today miss sch LOL woke up late..but nvm lo..poor jason no one going to watch HSM3 with u ah ?? honestly in my opinion i find that movie friggin childish =/ k anyway day was ok..really ok..my pc is alive,using multiple solutions to keep it alive,found one way of killing my pc...lol. aiya im back to my normal self..sort of lolz...more "lol" now wahahahahahaha. anyway low doubts about my match on friday..nvm..tomorrow going to scold faggots fc captain.. Javen Lim aka macho faggot man. lolz say my soccer skills not good,yes i admit my soccer not very good ! But i still can show u a high ball,u can't even show people ur high ball ! where the hell is your stamina ? If you're so good why din you come for the match ? Obviously...you're scared la..scared say so practice abit more then play again la..aiyo..i dun tease people who back out...i am an angel !! LOL. hmm i guess thats all i have to say...yup thats all for today folks..seeya!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Don't worry my friend...

ah yes hello to one and all...i guess all of you guys are thinking i'm feeling rather down ? Nah...its ok .. managed to put a smile on my face today in school..went to farhan's place to play COD 4..which i pwned all of them..then fifa 08 where we lost...7-4. amazing yet not stunning yet,its man utd vs bayern munich,bound to lose when i hardly saw ribery being used...anyway thanks for all the support on my tagbox...really appreciate it.. Jan...do not worry...if you have forgiven me,thats all i need. I know need to know where i'm going..now i'm stuck on a road...not knowing to go north or south...its ok i can solve this...anyway jason smsed asking me to go watch HSM with the family...i don't think i can go even if my parents allow me to...my mood will affect you guys...ok look i promise to really make sure i smile on friday ok...hopefully i can come..so desperate to step out of the house and go somewhere. anyway Jan please don't don't don't don't don't don't worry anymore , its really ok..everything is ok..i'm not ok yet..just need awhile more..i'm abit slower i guess. If i'm troubled by love,who do i talk to besides mummie ?
If i'm troubled by friends,who do i talk to ? My counsellor is gone...no more sessions
People on msn i know if i talk to you frequently,i tell you some childish things that i "cant" seem to solve.. ? Look i know its pretty childish,which i can stop but i don't why im just reluctant to.
These are some parts i can really change on , and i hope you guys will give me some time...maybe i'm just stepping on a bigger stone for me to continue in life .. now i promise to never joke alot again,okay maybe jokes are funny,i can make up corny ones here and there,but other than that i'll stop...today in farhan's place i kept quiet while on fifa...best way to play,relax and don't joke about...anyway his mom cooks the best nuggets and mee goreng..sedap ah..
Ok so i guess thats all for today,hope you guys will give me sometime...nah not really bothered by what happened...i guess i shouldn't have assumed,but i don't know if i'm right or wrong yet.
Anyway i guess thats all...jan pls don't feel guilty !! dun dun dun feel guilty ... u arent supposed to be hehe. kk thats all for today guys,seeya.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Distracted...

haiz..still sad about it..but nvm bah..can get over it..distracted.. anyway im here to say goodbye for awhile,my current pc is dying,so i'm going to open up my CPU,replace all the parts except the hard disk..yup going to sim lim square to buy the parts..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry Jan !! I really wasn't gaming !! You know everytime u talk to me on msn i get super energetic ...oh well..i guess nothing will help now. Anyway day was good..quite boring cos pc cant be switched on..shit. ya i got a list..from dzahir . Anyway yup if get 140 for psle rite..im going into N/T..checked for riverside sec n evergreen..ya..crap kena N/T leh.. :( hopefully not...haiz try to hold myself back...cannot tell ....nvm i can do it...just really upset with myself..nothing can cheer me up..i must do it myself. haiz...whats wrong with me...everytime i wake up i still wonder why i din manage to do it...i am old enough to know what i'm doing...guess thats all for today...
hey thanks mummie for that.."wedding foto" .. really love it.
and thanks eugene,been a really good bud...
thanks jan n dzahir for being there for me...great to have you guys ...

Monday, October 20, 2008

Slowly moving further and further away from you...

Yo !
Yup its another boring day,sort of lol. played maple !! finally lvl 15 !!! Tonight will chiong to 16...hoho nid to catch up with eugene ... aniway i got a chi sms from mummie that i can read..but i don't know some words,but i know it has something to do with vivo,food and waking up early...lol. Hopefully tomorrow's outing will be ok...but i will be rather quiet..once got Jac i keep quiet..later i make her angry again. Other than that...yes i vow to pull myself away from her !!! OK ?!?!?!?!!? I will and i can. Haiz..its more sad than pushing away ameera..but its okkkkk I'm bound to be in this kind of things at this age..lol.
Always look on the bright side of life~
Ya dono why but something odd happened,my friend (female) can actually see through what im thinking LOL. I said hi , she said hi then all of a sudden she asked me "You miss someone issit?" LOL Then i typed ya,how you know ?! This is odd !! Must be people spying on me o.O OMG 67 posts !!!! 3 more to go then its my 70th post !! waaaaaaaaaaah so fast. Yup...haiz still very sad..but nvm !!! I can get over it !!! Help me pls :P
kk thats all for today folks~
Seeya !

To Jac : Bu yaaaaaaaaaao :(

Sunday, October 19, 2008

I don't think they'd understand...

LE SANZ VS ANTI SANZ REMATCH :
------------------------------------------------
This week,
Friday,24 October, Qihua Primary School

Yup a rematch in the school,can pwn them again..plsplsplsplspls.

Anyway my pc is giving me problems again...possibly because its old...You see a pc cost around $1.2k right ? I got a plan,to fix my own pc...hehe. 1k+ budget.
Take a look

MAINBOARD+CPU : GIGABYTE EP35-DS3L WITH CORE 2 DUO E7200 - $331
LCD : 22" PHILIPS WIDESCREEN - $339
CASING : COOLERMASTER CENTURION 5 BLACK/SILVER - $73
POWER SUPPLY : VANTEC ION2 450W POWER - $67
HARD DISK - HITACHI SATAII 160GB - $57RAMS : KINGSTON DDR2 800MHZ 2GBX2 = $80
GRAPHICS CARD : 512MB PALIT 9600GT - $159
DVDROM DRIVE : 16X 52X LG SATA DVDROM - $31
OPERATING SYSTEM : MS VISTA HOME - $130

Hoho baby , this is only adds up to $1k++ Quite cheap and its worth it cost i'm still using my other internal hard drive,currently in my pc,yup i got a lousy hard drive,60 GB only lolz. See + the hitachi and Kingston one ah..wah i pwn man.

This is the updated one,the graphics card was changed thats all lolz.

MAINBOARD+CPU : GIGABYTE EP35-DS3L WITH CORE 2 DUO E7200 - $331
LCD : ACER 19" p194 w/DVI/WIDE - $228
CASING : COOLERMASTER CENTURION 5 BLACK/SILVER - $73
POWER SUPPLY : VANTEC ION2 450W POWER - $67
HARD DISK - HITACHI SATAII 160GB - $57RAMS : KINGSTON DDR2 800MHZ 2GBX2 = $80
GRAPHICS CARD : 512MB PALIT 9600GT - $159
DVDROM DRIVE : 16X 52X LG SATA DVDROM - $31
OPERATING SYSTEM : MS VISTA HOME - $130

And this one the LCD is smaller,19" hoho.
So yup anyway i hope my dad allows me to do this,i'm doing it with a guidance of a professional,Scolahir aka Dzahir lol.
Anyway today was fine,dono why but my eyes keep closing..again lolz. Tomorrow got school..ahh !!!!!! I hope right this week ah friday got rematch with anti sanz aka faggots fc.
Ya i seriously want a rematch..i want to stun all those bitches !!!! Stupid forget abt the match..worse than a bitch ,faggot..some so unthinkable that i dono wtf it is. lol yaya alot of people asking me about it..hmm mummie and SK..since its in school,its on a friday..can u guys come ? I'd love the support lolz. LOL i just remembered tmr n tues no school !! YES !!! :))) OMG my mom is crazy !!! impersonating me n my dad lol.i guess i got my humour from my mom.. lolz. kk i guess thats all for today~~ Going out for dinner later with mom and sis cos my dad is in hong kong..again lolz.

Seeya!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

What a good day

yoyo ! Today's a good day,very bad at the start though. Woke up at 11 am..thats not right. Don't know why but my eyes just kept closing. Then at around 11+ went out for lunch at Pastamania with dad and mom,my sister went to meet up with a guy...whos this guy ? o.O Its either Kuan Ho or Colin !! Somebody will know sooner or later !!! Its so obvious she has a boyfriend cos shes been talking to a guy like everyday since last week,or a few weeks ago,on the handphone and the house phone..hmm..maybe discussing about economy ?? Ahh i'm going to lose my money in Lehmann Bonds !!! Help me james bond !! The names Mann,Lehmann. LOL. Anyway talked to Jan yesterday,she said she went to the chinese doctor and he did some spiritual kind of exercise on her hand..jk. He must have twist and turned either the muscles or bones..you see Chinese doctors learn Tai ji...and they r picked cos they r special,got supernatural powers mah !! Yup she told me the doc also put a bandage around her hand,supposed to take it off when the medicine drys up...rmb Jan,larger exposed surface area,more humidity = faster rate of evaporation..hoho mrs Karthi is going to be so impressed,what good science skills i have gained!! I can take over scientists !! Yup,now just rotting,gtg at 5.15..going to meet my dad then go pick up my mom and sis...anyway so far i guess the day has been great,can't wait for tomorrow ! I wonder how is Jan doing...must be out doing some stuff i guess. Yup and theres this construction work going on right outside my flat..its been going on all day..pretty noisy..why isn't anyone complaining ?? I can't cos they will think im a dumbass..12 year old ? -_- Oh well i guess thats all for today..
Seeya !

Friday, October 17, 2008

Faggots !!!!

bloody hell !!! stupid javen and his show off soccer team forgot all about today's match !! Possibly din forget you fags were just scared to lose to us !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya i called javen and all i got was what la fucker ... -_- i would like to slap your face javen,You said you bought total 90 boots ? lol buy then don't play ? Useless anot ?
But we still won anyway.so the bet has been won !!!
If my team wins i continue to chase !! yes i will !! i can do it wor !! LOL.
But seriously i'd rather be rotting with my "family" or coaching Jan on football.. seriously man..I thought Javen was a good guy,brave to do anything,and he gave me the worst excuses..all i can say is screw you sucker. lol. Anyway after football,went home and showered,had the best dinner LOL. Yup,so now i'm here posting lo...mummie just came online,so i can chat with her ..woohoo !
Hmmm..today talked to Jan and she didn't sound very good,saw her pm...if i'm correct she seems to be having a finger injury...eh yes finger only but in football,so long as u have an injury,whether is ur "xia mian" Yup you still won't be allowed to play. Take care of yourself Jan !!! I don't like to see you upset.. :S On a not so brighter side again,i read Jac's blog,saw one of the post,all big font and all in red..wah,its the rumours...lolz. She has the worst anger management problem,worst than Seng Huat The King. I think right if u fume her up her face from pale white will become blood red,probably after a while u will see smoke coming out of her ears,nose,mouth .. lol. Yup shes still pissed with me..for no reason. I am going to kill Cynthia,i will really kill her,i let it go,but if she bumps into me..its time for her to say "Wo de ma yar !!" Yup cos i will really scold her and find out whats happening. Hey i don't beat up girls alright ? I don't beat up boys either. I tickle them...jk. Yup guess thats all for today folks ~
Seeya !

The Final Showdown

It is the final battle
A battle between just 6/7,and a mix of other classes.
Don't worry,my team will definitely defeat 6/7,for they are too confident.
I will be using this formation,it is my final decision


X

X X X X




X (GK)
This is a 0-4-1 formation,with no defenders.
Abit of a a risk but its worth a try.
Wish me all the best ! ~
Farhan~
Aqil~
Nanda~
Ritzhann~
Azfar~
Andre~

GOGO LE SANZ FC !!!

LE SANZ FC VS ANTI SANZ FC
FUSHAN GARDEN FIELD. 17 OCTOBER,FRIDAY . KICK OFF AT 3.00PM

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Chinaman is here


Presenting you..

CHINAMAN !!!

Yup a total change,taking over dead superman.
His suit has 2 chopsticks,crossing over each other,to represent his loyalty to dim sum .
His noodle web,to catch villains,and bring him from different chinese restaurants like
DIN TAI FUNG and CRYSTAL JADE.
His special fortune cookie boomerang ! when it hits a villain,it will crack open and a piece of paper will then come back to you,the piece of paper will say : "Confucius say you bad boy go to jail" Yup. Thats chinaman !!!!

Anyway tomorrow is the final showdown !!
Le Sanz vs Anti Sanz !! C'mon boys we can do it !!!!
This is the bet i set with my friends lol,if our team loses,i stop chasing the "girl."
Should my team win, i will continue. LOL PLEASE LET MY TEAM WIN !!! :(
Following my old ways again,starting off with a 0-4-1 formation,no defence,if it works well i will move on to a 1-3-1 formation.
Its going to be a tough fight but i know my team can do it,i have worked with Scolahir (Dzahir) to work out the best tactics and formations. Dzahir,if my team wins,i really owe you one.

Ok now i will list down the rankings of the members in the MOSB (Ministry of Sex Bomb)
President : Andre Kang
Prime minister : Eugene Quek
Deputy Prime minister : Vacant

Members of the SBDP (Sex bomb dance party,part of politics)
Leader : Tan Jun Hao
Member : Sum Kah Soon
Member : Jan (?!)


The SBDP will go on national television for a debate with the PAP on whether the SBDP should be with the Republicans or Democrats,but reports have said that Singaporeans are voting SBDP to be in the Democratic group.

SBDP Seeks your support , call
1800-EAT-SHIT to vote to be in the Republican group
Call :
1800-andre-issexybabeh to vote to be in the Democratic group.

Rumours have been spread that current president of the Sex Bomb Ministry may step down for
Barack Oh my bama. But it has been confirmed that he will not step down as Andre is the only one who is able to complete 30 sets of the Sexbomb dance v1 and also manage to sharpen his buttocks to finish each version of the sexbomb dance skilfully.

Thank for watching Sexbomb news 5 tonight.
Goodnight !


This virtual report has been approved by the MOSB , Ministry of Sexbomb
Angkunogelistan,School code 1111

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Not the end of the road...

Another post,hehe.

Yesterday night i asked Jan whether she felt the same,like how i feel lol. Unfortunately i did not get an answer,it was more of a i thought you werent going to ask sort of shocking feeling lol. Like i said in my previous posts,i cannot hold it against her . Yup i am a little upset but i know the answer will come soon,so so soon that it won't be soon anymore,lol jk. Anyway today had my last counselling session...yup 1 confidante is gone,but its ok,i got others like mummie,Jan and my buddy farhan ! ^^ Anyway,now that PSLE is over i shouldn't get too distracted with things that upset me...hoho can't wait for Jan to come online then i can talk to her again...hehehe.

It is our calling, Le Sanz.



Yoyoyo,i saw this when i was at home !! ON TV !! LOL JK. seriously i'll be abit happier if this happens LLOL.




Yup today went to Kampong Glam with classmates from 6/6 and 6/5 ! Yup it was a fun tour,had a tourguide to lead us around,sure did learn alot of info,more than the one i had in when i was in P4.





It is the final showdown this friday !!





Le Sanz FC vs Anti Sanz , yes once again its against our haters.


Oh well,we r bound to win anyway LOL. But we're not over confident...^^ I'm sure about this. I'm the captain for the match lol,2nd replay will be Azfar.





Anyway not much to say about it,not really important..


Yup this will be a short post ! Tomorrow n friday no sch wor !! lolz. kk seeya ! ^^

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

A new day~

yoyo !!! What a great Tuesday it is !! Yup after school went to play football with the ever so funny Farhan , great bud. And Azfar also came..stupid lazy bastards didn't come for training...i only know why 1 can't come..but the rest ??? Lazy pigs??? Get your ass out and start training !!! THE MATCH IS THIS FRIDAY AND I SAID TODAY WAS THE LAST SESSION !! BASKET !!

What can i do ?? If we lose i have myself to blame..haiz. Oh well its ok !! We can do it babeh !!!
Anyway Farah spoke to me on msn again...yes wtf . yaya kept dragging it on then keeps saying she really likes me...hello ?? I got someone already ?? o.O I'm still chasing though. So girls !!! No chance babeh !!! Yah i like this tag from Jan ! She typed out this : "andre is just being straightforward. it might not be the best way. but at least he tells straightaway. instead of dragging on, and hurting you people who like him.." hoho ! yup now Farah is using the song 7 Things by Miley Cyrus to describe me...wow im so inspired LOL.



ok heres the school i wanna get into , its a really good school you know.

School Code : 1111
ANDRE SECONDARY SCHOOL

Woodlands Dangerous
Angkugenolistan
Website address : www.okto.sg (LOL)

Bus services : -
MRT Station : Bangkok

School Vision : Eat,eat and eat/Bomb ,bomb and bomb.
School mission : Nurturing Andres to be the best
Type of school : Gay
Mother Tongue : Father Tongue

Aggregate range of 2007 PSLE pupils posted to 2008 Sec 1
Express : CTE,BKE and KPE
Normal (academic) : Thailand Citizen,Singaporean
Normal (academic) EM3 : Catwoman,Batman and the Joker

CCA offered : Sexbomb Dance

Aggregate score -> If you can do the sexbomb dance,you're in !
School Principal : Andre Koh
Vice Principal : Andre Lee

Achievements : Sexbomb dance Champions - Nationals (2000-2008)
Sexbomb dance book authors "Sexbomb dance for dummies"

APPROVED BY SBD AND MOSB

SBD is sex bomb dance
MOSB is ministry of sex bomb


Now wondering whats the sexbomb dance ? My trademark dance ! Heres the 3 versions,pls always start with version 1,safety first,starting with 2 or 3 may get ur sexbomb turned into crapbomb.

How to dance the sexbomb dance (Version 1)
1.Put your right hand's palm on the back on your head.
2.Do likewise for your left hand. (Left hand should be on your right hand.)
3.Put your legs together.
4.Swing the lower part of your body ,do not move the upper part.
5.Swing your body in a 360 degree CIRCULAR movement.

How to dance the sexbomb dance (Version 2)
1.Follow steps 1 to 4 from Version 1.
2.After swinging your body in a circular movement,walk forward while doing it. Its easy,really !

How to do the sexbomb dance (Version 3)
1.Follow steps from 1 to 4 from Version 1
2.Swing your lower body in a circular movement,remember,360 !!!
3.After that,rotate your body while doing the dance. Again its easy !!

Thank you !! seeya !! LOL

Monday, October 13, 2008

wowowowow

miao tv or mio tv ???

Anyway,my sister must have spotted me at the basketball playing basketball and she must have suspected that i skipped aikido...WTF ! :( No trust at all man !
haiz...i wonder when will the trust be back !!! If its never back i donno how to co-operate with my family in the future.

Analysis Of Fushan Garden field,where the match is going to be held.
Today it was raining,the best time to check the grass and field terrain.

The worst part is some parts of the field are not covered in grass,something i don't like. It also has some dents where water is filled up,so it may be a problem when the players dribble the ball.
The best part is,the ball moves faster in wet grass cos its smooth. Other than that,its all ok.

Tomorrow's training hopefully will be on DRY grass,where we fix up our formations , tactics and final shooting positioning b4 we get ready.

The type of shot where we r bound to be able to score is the 'Volley' a kind of shot,its good and fast,should be easy for Azfar,my forward to shoot it into the net.

Supporters,just come and cheer !!!! PLS NO BARACK OBAMA or JOHN McCAIN ah !!! No debates !!!

Friday,3,00pm,17 october.

LE SANZ FC VS ANTI SANZ FC


Final formation . [should aqil be in the team.]

X


X X X X


X


X (GK)

kk ciao.

Good day ~

yoyoyo ! Its a new day today,yup. Din do much in school...had abit of fun,deciding the final formation for the team..bad news,Nasir our defender can't come..his mom doesn't allow him to. :(
damn ! anyway gotta solve the problem asap,thinking of getting Wei Jun in the game...i just need a defender ... to accompany me,Still waiting for the news if Aqil is joining in as gk,then i can assist the main field players to get them moving . Tomorrow's training will be a challenge,players aren't used to the field yet..and the match is this friday !! damn !! hoho and i think we got people watching..mdm chong ?? Putri asked if she could come and watch,yup if she comes ...her friends will tag along...best time to embarass jeremy !! I don't hold anything against you but i know when people come u will be super arrogant !! Best time for my team to bring you down and score !!!

oh jeez i just remembered on wed i got counselling..hmmm better not forget. >.< Anyway just finished talking to Jan on msn...she went offline ...must be going home lol.

kk thats all for today. seeya !


Guan Xin...i am willing to forgive you,but im not sure about the rest of the family...Why did you do that in the first place ?

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Startin' a new life...

about the girl...No plans of popping any question cos i don't think i should. And i don't know how the other party would feel. Anyway i doubt anything could happen because..of the age difference..but impossible is nothing !! Buts its ok la...i can't force her right...i know you are reading this...relax ok i dont wanna force you or make you feel odd.
Could it be my same mistake again ? I'm sure it isn't. Or maybe the feeling just comes frequently at my age...all i know is that i've never felt like this before.

A plain old message

This message is for Jac...and Mingli.

Ok now i understand there has been a feud between u 2 girls eh?? Its because of the blogs n stuff...hoho please remember you 2 r in the SAME family !! You don't see family members fighting all day right ?? And please Jac control yourself from getting angry easily...it won't be easy catching a guy if you're always like that you know. And Mingli,i really don't know what happened but if you did something wrong,admit and apologise. If you didn't,your conscience should be clear and you wouldn't really give a damn. Please girls,i hope to see you 2 talking to each other again okay ?


Ok other than that rally speech message...
Singapore is in its 2nd recession now,i doubt my christmas will be very good,like what Yahoo Singapore said so in it's reports. Anyway from now onwards i shall not blog about...how pretty a girl is,how much i hate the cleaners in my school...and how many times i see a chinese girl swearing infront of me.

This shall be my last one...
The style of swearing from a Primary six , 12 year old,Chinese girl.

Even if you just get her agitated,the first few words that come out will be like this :
"**** lor ************ LOR ****************** LOR !! ****** LOR !!!!

As you see ,each swear word is ended with a 3 letter word 'lor' Categorised in the so called singapore english "Singlish"
Now basically they do not swear in just Hokkien dialect. It can come up in all sort of sequences. First expect hokkien,english,chinese,tamil,malay then your usual fook off word to end the "sentence."
Why am i talking about this ? Very odd ...
Seriously i am pretty annoyed when i see girls in my school like Amanda...swearing ... on eugene's blog. Seriously not inspiring !! She sweared off like 2 sentences full of hokkien words...repeating 1 hokkien word 3 times in all the sentences. Now i know that from time to time,your siblings or parents may swear like..Oh shucks ! Oh jeez ! Stupid !! Idiot !! But no i don't think they would ever use words such as Asshole,F**k,Ch** b*i/J* b*i .... I suppose you learn them from 1 source...Classmates. But what would happen if the school was to completely wipe out all of them...its basically too late ! If they do so the school would only have about a hundred students ! So well some schools are so bad that they just let them swear... =/

I guess thats the only topic i want to emphasize about on my blog.

So basically whenever a topic comes out,i shall blog about it...it improves my English...won't it ? :P okie thats all folks. Seeya !

Saturday, October 11, 2008

chapter 2 !

hoho i din go to the zoo,but i went Prawn fishing !!!!! yes ah i am pro at it liao !!! 13 prawns in 3 hours !! OMG !!! i pwn jason !! LOL. anyway it was an expensive $30 for just 3 hours,but worth it cos you're catching big prawns and cooking them,for free ! Yup,really fun. But somehow i sense
that my parents are objecting against my new hobby. Anyways after prawning,couldn't stay to enjoy the prawns. Went to eat dinner with my family,after that did groceries and headed home...yeh thats all i guess..

Seeya!

No zoo today ~

hoho the zoo outing was canceled ! If it wasn't i wouldn't be here blogging lol. Cos Mummie kena got a fever !! lolz...so basically today big mama asked me "Where do you want to go today?" Like Sentosa blahblah...but im sorry mama !! Theres no where to go !!! I don't wanna go the museum or blahblahblah...You know my life is boring now...its more fun when i know PSLE is coming and what my dad is going to do to me...now that its gone..geeee im so bored..but i requested to stay at home...haha my mom allowed me to !!! yeehaw !!! Play games at home lor..GTA keke.
Anyway...guys rmb this song ??? LOL yes i rmb i had this song on my blog but it was replaced by A7X's Seize The Day. Aiya i chose this chinese song cos it reminds me of someone....hehe.
But seriously i think sylvester sim is like the new face of singapore...i am sure he pwns the gay boy jj lin...whats JJ supposed to mean ah ?? Or is it just his nick? jiajia lin..ally of jia jia liang teh LOL. Anyway yes as u read my tagboard...yaya i confessed i like a girl ~ Ok so now u people can stop asking me "Who is Jan?" "Is she pretty?" of course she is !!! major nose bleed !!! But no worries Jan ! I am immune to it...no more nose bleeding..not much of drooling...just some crazy things running through my mind lol. Farah...haiz. She is assuming i'm dating her !!! WTF !!! And when she types "ILY" i seriously dont know how to reply !!! in real life sure i'd say i love you too if i were dating you but plssssssssssssssss i am not gonna date uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i need some timeeeeee and i'm not the type see you r so pretty i straight away date you ah..i'm not that sort of guy...i don't look for looks...thats way behind what i want. :( hur hur ... i don't wana play around with Farah's feelings...i better talk to her..ytd when i was busy she smsed me,i saw it but din reply. This morning when i woke up i smsed her that i was busy. Then she said she was sleeping.. gee guys whats up with you people man ?!?!?! Why sleep so early wake up so late?? You know every Saturday i got 9am remedial..will always wake up at 7.30...now immune to it i just jump out and look at the clock .. 7.30 ! Had belgian waffles for breakfast...then here i am on my pc..waiting for my dad to give me back my rightzzz... :(
Okie pokey i think thats all for today folks...will update tonight if i have anything to say..long way to go man.. now 9.02 am only lol... kk seeya !!!

Friday, October 10, 2008

crap ...

lol hi guys !!! Tomorrow going to the zoo with my "family!" woohoo !

Ok situation number 2.
Besides Boon Hui,i found out another girl that likes me...i am so surprised i got so many admirers..like what mrs Karthi said LOL.
And this girl's name is Farah.
Yes malay. I find her a rather nice girl but .... seriously when she asked me ...that question she only talked to me for like 30 minutes...that ain't gonna happen girl...Look guys i don't believe in all this "stead" thing. If you want the girl or boy to be ur girlfriend/boyfriend,just ask la !!! why must drag drag then say "You wanna stead with me?" Later he/she duno say..ok steady bom pi pi !! -_______________________- wtf . When i like a girl,i focus on that girl,i don't jump here n there. But i really find Farah pretty n kind hearted !! Sweet girl,hard to come across. Look i'm not interested in anyone..yet..except for someone...told her already...wonder if shes like freaked out or sumthin lol. I don't know. Now that PSLE is over and my break has started i can go chase girls...LOL. No !!! I have told myself to never do that again !! I have learnt my lesson !!!!!! skr00 ameera !! shit u !!! Oh well....today in school..social studies teacher..this old woman..wah i am like her fav. student now wor !! 2 period spend all time talking to me.. -_- can u be my 3rd grandma pls ??? LOL i will never ask her that !!! don wan lao zha bor !! :( lol. Anyway,i'm too young to date girls...Now i know 2 girls ...who when they r stuck in a situation including love,they will use songs to express their feelings. Say ... 7 things by Miley Cyrus ? Far away by Nickelback ? alot of songs. People express love in very different ways..interesting isn't it ? ok enough stupid talk lol. Anyway Singapore has headed into its 2nd recession,ever since the 2002 one...damn.okok thats all for today folks ! seeya !!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

  • PSLE Examination Checklist

    O - Mission yet to be accomplished

    X - Mission Accomplished

    [X] - English PSLE Composition
    [X] - English Main Paper
    [X] - PSLE Mathematics
    [X] - Chinese PSLE Composition
    [X] - Chinese Main Paper
    [X] - PSLE Science

    What just happened ? Do you see all Xs in the brackets...YES !! PSLE IS OVER !!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


Now you can go mad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^ Yesyes !!! I can go play all i want now...but i'm pretty worried...I won't get retained la !!! Who will anyway ?? Ok today is a short post...wanna go relax !!!!! wah hope my dad lets me go to vivo tomorrow with my family !!! plspls i wanna go...hopefully he also sponsors me some $$...i am bankrupt..well i got 50 cents in my wallet..
Now pls do not get offended should i type 'NB' . NB does not mean Nabei !!!! It means NO BRAINER !!!!!!!!!!!! ^^ so dont get offended ah !!
Anyway Melinda told me Boonhui likes me.... Sorry boonhui,i'm not fond of you...not one single bit...Now i was then told the reason...She likes me cos i am big and she will have a secure feeling ...NB !!!!!!!!!!! (No brainer) WHAT KIND OF REASON IS THAT ??? YOU COME FROM MARS AH !?!??!?! nvm i shall not ponder over this cos i don't like her,thats the main point. Seriously !!! boon hui if you're reading this,i'm sorry ok ~! just dont fancy u. hehehehe.
Okie thats all for today...ciao ~ !




Do not let your anger take control of your mind.

yo guys !!! yeah man is the eve of HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI and CHILDREN'S DAY ! yes wanna wish all my muslim frens Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri and all those young kiddos a happy Children's day although you people are worse than children...mutants..lol. After funny concert went home changed and went out for lunch with mdm chong and da "family" lol. smsed jan ...told me she was abit upset and tired ...and hungry i think lol. Told her to go home and cook some food for herself but she needed to go shop with her friend...then she can head home after that...she said she felt restless and upset....hmm i wonder what happened..she said she'll explain another time... =/ I then told her when she gets home she must sms me...lol make sure she is safe keke.
Its ok Jan ! Don't let anger or disappointment affect your life or lifestyle lol. Just want you to be happy Jan.. ^_^ Anywayz thanks mdm Chong for da dinner and omg !!! mdm chong gave mrs karthi my blog url !! dang !!! lol...possibly she'll be reading all of my posts...lol. Ok thats all for today ... Once again the line of the day...

Faris knows how girls feel...Menstruation leh ??


Conclusion...


'FARIS IS GAY AND HES A GIRL !!! OMG!!!"

I will continue to insult Faris until he stops his crap...chilli crab...lol.

Seeya ! "dawg!" make it "cat!" Since Dawg is used by gangsta rapper faris..cat !


And.......the "andre + ashraf + mel" rumour is not true..never heard of that shit before though...this could be a love triangle where mel likes ashraf and ashraf likes me..holy shit !!! FYI i never liked ashraf...im not gay ...and i dont like mel...period ! ok lol.

Seeya !

Monday, September 29, 2008

The 4 most important women in my life

Lets start with...Lady number 1,positions do not define the importance !! All are as important to me !!


Ok lets go !

Woman number 1 :
Jan.

Despite upsetting you quite a few times you would always forgive me....hehehe. ^_^ You encouraged me,giving me a wake up call that would make me realise my mistakes. You have done so much that you have made me fond of you...It gets stronger and stronger...but i know my limits. Sometimes i said things...that aren't intentional...hehe sorry ! I will continue to stand by you !!! :)

Woman number 2 :
Mdm Chong.

From 2007...i could not even utter a full sentence in chinese !!! You taught me,through highs and lows...at the start of 2008...i was becoming stronger and stronger...NOW ALL MY OTHER MT PRIMARY TEACHERS WILL SAY TO YOU : "Andre's chinese zai (pro) liao man !!!" lol haha possibly they will beg mdm chong for the key !!!!!!!!!!! Actually no key lol...haha its all effort ? I don't know lolz. Just wanna say thank you and i love you mdm chong !!!! You have done your part !! Now its time for me to fight in the battle !!! I promise you i will succeed..prove ms lin lu wrong !!! You just got served ms lin lu !!!

Woman number 3:
My mother.

aha teh woman who can ...be sibei kiasu at times..but for good reasons !!!
Thanks for helping me in science and other subjects !!! Thanks for everything !!! I love you mom !!!! I really owe you alot ! One day i will repay you for your efforts ! ^_^ r u stunned now mom. LOL

Woman number 4:
err..abit odd but yes !
Mrs Karthi (wow!!!)

Stunning man !!! i'm talking about da stunning looks my pretty form teacher has !!!!!!! T_T everyday see her nose bleed...dangerous !!! lol. You helped me in english...i have improved tremendously...in science too !!! Thanks mrs Karthi,you are like a friend to me...well you already are one...lol. I promise you i will visit you and mdm chong even if i dont have time i will make sure i see you guys when im in sec sch !!!


Yes these are the most important women !! Wonder why i din put my sis ?? i also dono now then think of it..but oh well nvm LOL. im evil !


Ok !!! Lets get things clear man !!!!!!!!!

I do not like Mel / Erni
I do not like Ameera

They are not part of my life !!!!!!! I do not worship or stalk them and pour somekind of herb over them and say huat ah ! huat ah ! From now onwards i will never include these 2 young ladies in my posts ! If i do please tag my blog and type "Screw you andre" its ok leave ur name i wont beat u up..just a little knock on the head lol.

okie thats all for today folks ! seeya !