Close to you,hearing your heart beating...

hoho yo guys ! Bloody HP technician can only come next mon !! wo de ma yar !!!! i called like 2 friggin days ago !!!!!!! oh well what can i do ...anyway im now thinking of new video ideas for the Sexbomb movie..wahahahaha..talking bout sexbomb..SOME BLOODY IDIOT EDITED THE SEXBOMB DANCE WITHOUT A FRIGGIN LICENSE FROM MOSB !!!!! COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT !!!! Must be the teachers..cos today got deepavali n hari raya concert...so ya celebrating..then the malay performers..did an edited version!!! they did it themselves !! wrong !!! but i guess i can't blame them...don't even know what the hell sexbomb dance is..or do they ? Oh well the concert was really knocking me out...teary eyes after b4 indian's turn to perform...lol. aiya but ok lor...indians use faster music..malay one sibei slow..ok la they dance also in sync ma..dono how they do it..lol. chinese dance..funny sound effects put together..lol..ha anyway today pwned 6/7 4-1 in ultimate frisbee..wahahahaha can laugh at javen and jeremy again..hat trick for me..3 in 1 row :p and 1 for alan ! very good ah he dunid jump..just stone and catch...lol super alan. 1 game gone,i think 4 more to go..not sure,just need to win 2 more,then we have won it..kekekeke. yup guess thats all for today folks,seeya.

When you say go slow,i fall behind...

hello guys!!!! PC still not ready..shit lol. anyway the "Sexbomb movie" will be out soon...no not tutorial...hahaha. Camera man ..who will it be ? ? Cast is farhan,eugene and me :P gagaga high alr ah jan on msn.. ask me who i miss..aiya my msn nick...lol then she asked who is that person..ah jan u know the answer ! :P Anyway so far 2 sec schs have come to my school to promote their own school,Woodlands sec and Marsiling sec,but i have no interest in either school. Ah now on to something that makes me ponder alot,BLOGSHOPS. Yes i know 2 young 12 year old girls that well,own a blogshop..i guess thats fine but giving out your phone number and leaving a msg down there saying "No prank calls." IT just destroys the whole thing,that friggin line will make idiots prank call you !!! But its really unsafe to own a blogshop at 12,really. If you need money just tell your parents. "Ask and it shall be given." never heard of that ? Comes from matthew 7:7 if im not wrong. GAHHHH  pissed with bitchy girl jac..really bitchy !!! Can't do anything about it can i ? o.O nvm la..maybe jac kena mood swing..puberty ma :X played soccer in football today..wahahaha defeated farhan's team after school..1-0 !!!! pwned man !! scored a goal..but it was a lucky shot la..if nikesh wasn't distracted then he would have kick the ball away...gotta say antonio has talent man...lol although hes a rookie he has fabulous passing. Yup guess thats all for today folks. Seeya ~!

PLS LET MY PC WORK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not back yet...

haha hi guys!!!!!!!

today boring day in sch...mrs karthi nvr come...split class..lol boring...still waiting for my pc lo...so friggin slow..need to wait.. -_________- wasted...hmm and yes im getting sick of my tagboard poblem...think its the skin..will change it when my pc is back ok...thinking off backing out of my graduation day tribute thing ... got other people can do it beta than me..pretty upset with myself though..nvm . i need to lose some weight !!!!! ya im getting fatter ! I need to polish up on my soccer too...today dono why can't kick high ball...sad..lol aiya nvm can practise...k i don have much to say...apologied to cynthia,talked to lowis...he said he likes to spread rumours..f**k you u dark soya sauce gay b***h i dun mind u saying things abt me but not jac !!!!!!!! she wun forgive me now..thats the result. the thought of backing out of the "family" has come thru my mind b4..but it shouldnt even be in my brain...huilin..mingli..and jac seem to be ignoring me . Did i do something to offend you ? :/ anyway ktv outing i don wana go..sorry i dun like ktv...aiya maybe its my mood..feeling rather down..maybe its because my pc isn't back or i'm just distracted by something...k guess thats all for today,seeya !!!!!

dead!

k lol. this will be a summary of my days ever since i bought a new one.

Saturday,k la went to SLS , found nothing...so went to funan digitalife mall to kpo and see what they have...din buy anything.

Sunday,made my decision,bought it....but the monitor could not seem to recognise the input signal from the DVI cable,bought VGA but still din work,wasted $24.00,now need to call HP to get them to fix it,found out wires were manufactured in China...screw China. lol.

Monday,nth to do...sleep lor.

Tuesday,omg i woke up late!!!!!!!!!!! shit !!!!! kthxbai lol. ok on the odd part.

Songs that remind me of some people

You are not alone - Michael Jackson ...reminds me of....Jan

One step at a time - Jordin Sparks ... reminds me of...Mummie (mdm Chong) and SK (mrs Karthi)

You'll never walk alone - Liverpool FC Squad 76/77 - Tigger,Farhan

Deal with it - Corbin Bleu - Jac aka Spongebob..YA DEAL WITH IT,DEAL WITH YOUR ANGER. :p

k see u once my friggin pc is ready. seeyaaaaaaaaaaa. 

What a day !!!!

Hello !
Yup its been a okay day for me,getting really excited cos tomorrow my dad and i are going to Sim Lim Square to get my new computer parts ! Now getting all the parts together...wah quite exp leh.. =/ hoh but nvm its gonna turn out to be a great pc anyway :P Now looking for sound card...hard lol. I would also like to say , goodbye for about 3-5 days,cos i need to form out my pc,get this friggin hard drives installed on my pc also. Hmmm heres what i plan to buy...hehehehe


MSI P35 NEO2-FR + E7200 CORE 2 DUO(2.53GHZ) ~ $342
800 MHZ KINGSTON DDR2 CL5 2x1gb ~ $23 x 2 = $46WESTERN DIGITAL 320GB 16MB 5 YEARS WARRANTY ~ $81512MB POWER COLOUR HD3850 ~ $128SAMSUNG 22X DVDRW SATA ~ $38
MICROSOFT VISTA HOME BASIC SP1 ~ $115
VERUDIUM POWER XT v-520XT ~ $88
CM CENTURION 5 Black/Silver ~ $73
RAZER KRAIT GAMING MOUSE ~ $45
KEYBOARD LOGITECH ULTRA FLAT KB ~ $28
SOUNDCARD CREATIVE X-FI XTREME AUDIO ~ $95
SPEAKERS : CREATIVE SBS A300 2.1 SPK ~ $48



Total = $1127 (approx)

OPTIONAL : CCFL (CPU Lighting Kit) ~ $18
SOUND REACTION FOR CCFL ~ $13

Total = $1158



Yep thats it...hoho now talking to Jan...getting high LOL. Anyway Mrs Koh said that there was a man/woman wearing pants or either a skirt..wtf LOL and asking u to folo him or her....hmm dont follow !!! he/she may try to **** you !!! watch out !! Or maybe wana rob you..its ok if he pull ur hair shout..HAIR LI AH !! HAIR LI AH !! cos fei li mah...hoho lol. aiya just take off ur arm or leg and whack him with it la...or pull down his pants and say "Flasher!!!" Its the "flash!!" wah he confirm run like camera flash..fast lol. kk i guess thats all for today ~ Ciao ~~
And sorry Cynthia,i am very very sorry.
And Jac if you want a fight please come, u can bash me up i dont mind...you just don't know what a "family" is. Forgive and forget.

maple looo

hah my whole "family" is now mapling..huilin hates me because i disbanded the party...yes because she was looting me..then not happy. Then when i saw that Jac came on..i quickly went off...later she say to me.. mai kao pei ar ?! i dun want a fight .. i want her to forgive me...nvm i tolerate..anyway today miss sch LOL woke up late..but nvm lo..poor jason no one going to watch HSM3 with u ah ?? honestly in my opinion i find that movie friggin childish =/ k anyway day was ok..really ok..my pc is alive,using multiple solutions to keep it alive,found one way of killing my pc...lol. aiya im back to my normal self..sort of lolz...more "lol" now wahahahahahaha. anyway low doubts about my match on friday..nvm..tomorrow going to scold faggots fc captain.. Javen Lim aka macho faggot man. lolz say my soccer skills not good,yes i admit my soccer not very good ! But i still can show u a high ball,u can't even show people ur high ball ! where the hell is your stamina ? If you're so good why din you come for the match ? Obviously...you're scared la..scared say so practice abit more then play again la..aiyo..i dun tease people who back out...i am an angel !! LOL. hmm i guess thats all i have to say...yup thats all for today folks..seeya!

Don't worry my friend...

ah yes hello to one and all...i guess all of you guys are thinking i'm feeling rather down ? Nah...its ok .. managed to put a smile on my face today in school..went to farhan's place to play COD 4..which i pwned all of them..then fifa 08 where we lost...7-4. amazing yet not stunning yet,its man utd vs bayern munich,bound to lose when i hardly saw ribery being used...anyway thanks for all the support on my tagbox...really appreciate it.. Jan...do not worry...if you have forgiven me,thats all i need. I know need to know where i'm going..now i'm stuck on a road...not knowing to go north or south...its ok i can solve this...anyway jason smsed asking me to go watch HSM with the family...i don't think i can go even if my parents allow me to...my mood will affect you guys...ok look i promise to really make sure i smile on friday ok...hopefully i can come..so desperate to step out of the house and go somewhere. anyway Jan please don't don't don't don't don't don't worry anymore , its really ok..everything is ok..i'm not ok yet..just need awhile more..i'm abit slower i guess. If i'm troubled by love,who do i talk to besides mummie ?
If i'm troubled by friends,who do i talk to ? My counsellor is gone...no more sessions
People on msn i know if i talk to you frequently,i tell you some childish things that i "cant" seem to solve.. ? Look i know its pretty childish,which i can stop but i don't why im just reluctant to.
These are some parts i can really change on , and i hope you guys will give me some time...maybe i'm just stepping on a bigger stone for me to continue in life .. now i promise to never joke alot again,okay maybe jokes are funny,i can make up corny ones here and there,but other than that i'll stop...today in farhan's place i kept quiet while on fifa...best way to play,relax and don't joke about...anyway his mom cooks the best nuggets and mee goreng..sedap ah..
Ok so i guess thats all for today,hope you guys will give me sometime...nah not really bothered by what happened...i guess i shouldn't have assumed,but i don't know if i'm right or wrong yet.
Anyway i guess thats all...jan pls don't feel guilty !! dun dun dun feel guilty ... u arent supposed to be hehe. kk thats all for today guys,seeya.

Distracted...

haiz..still sad about it..but nvm bah..can get over it..distracted.. anyway im here to say goodbye for awhile,my current pc is dying,so i'm going to open up my CPU,replace all the parts except the hard disk..yup going to sim lim square to buy the parts..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry Jan !! I really wasn't gaming !! You know everytime u talk to me on msn i get super energetic ...oh well..i guess nothing will help now. Anyway day was good..quite boring cos pc cant be switched on..shit. ya i got a list..from dzahir . Anyway yup if get 140 for psle rite..im going into N/T..checked for riverside sec n evergreen..ya..crap kena N/T leh.. :( hopefully not...haiz try to hold myself back...cannot tell ....nvm i can do it...just really upset with myself..nothing can cheer me up..i must do it myself. haiz...whats wrong with me...everytime i wake up i still wonder why i din manage to do it...i am old enough to know what i'm doing...guess thats all for today...
hey thanks mummie for that.."wedding foto" .. really love it.
and thanks eugene,been a really good bud...
thanks jan n dzahir for being there for me...great to have you guys ...

Slowly moving further and further away from you...

Yo !
Yup its another boring day,sort of lol. played maple !! finally lvl 15 !!! Tonight will chiong to 16...hoho nid to catch up with eugene ... aniway i got a chi sms from mummie that i can read..but i don't know some words,but i know it has something to do with vivo,food and waking up early...lol. Hopefully tomorrow's outing will be ok...but i will be rather quiet..once got Jac i keep quiet..later i make her angry again. Other than that...yes i vow to pull myself away from her !!! OK ?!?!?!?!!? I will and i can. Haiz..its more sad than pushing away ameera..but its okkkkk I'm bound to be in this kind of things at this age..lol.
Always look on the bright side of life~
Ya dono why but something odd happened,my friend (female) can actually see through what im thinking LOL. I said hi , she said hi then all of a sudden she asked me "You miss someone issit?" LOL Then i typed ya,how you know ?! This is odd !! Must be people spying on me o.O OMG 67 posts !!!! 3 more to go then its my 70th post !! waaaaaaaaaaah so fast. Yup...haiz still very sad..but nvm !!! I can get over it !!! Help me pls :P
kk thats all for today folks~
Seeya !

To Jac : Bu yaaaaaaaaaao :(

I don't think they'd understand...

LE SANZ VS ANTI SANZ REMATCH :
------------------------------------------------
This week,
Friday,24 October, Qihua Primary School

Yup a rematch in the school,can pwn them again..plsplsplsplspls.

Anyway my pc is giving me problems again...possibly because its old...You see a pc cost around $1.2k right ? I got a plan,to fix my own pc...hehe. 1k+ budget.
Take a look

MAINBOARD+CPU : GIGABYTE EP35-DS3L WITH CORE 2 DUO E7200 - $331
LCD : 22" PHILIPS WIDESCREEN - $339
CASING : COOLERMASTER CENTURION 5 BLACK/SILVER - $73
POWER SUPPLY : VANTEC ION2 450W POWER - $67
HARD DISK - HITACHI SATAII 160GB - $57RAMS : KINGSTON DDR2 800MHZ 2GBX2 = $80
GRAPHICS CARD : 512MB PALIT 9600GT - $159
DVDROM DRIVE : 16X 52X LG SATA DVDROM - $31
OPERATING SYSTEM : MS VISTA HOME - $130

Hoho baby , this is only adds up to $1k++ Quite cheap and its worth it cost i'm still using my other internal hard drive,currently in my pc,yup i got a lousy hard drive,60 GB only lolz. See + the hitachi and Kingston one ah..wah i pwn man.

This is the updated one,the graphics card was changed thats all lolz.

MAINBOARD+CPU : GIGABYTE EP35-DS3L WITH CORE 2 DUO E7200 - $331
LCD : ACER 19" p194 w/DVI/WIDE - $228
CASING : COOLERMASTER CENTURION 5 BLACK/SILVER - $73
POWER SUPPLY : VANTEC ION2 450W POWER - $67
HARD DISK - HITACHI SATAII 160GB - $57RAMS : KINGSTON DDR2 800MHZ 2GBX2 = $80
GRAPHICS CARD : 512MB PALIT 9600GT - $159
DVDROM DRIVE : 16X 52X LG SATA DVDROM - $31
OPERATING SYSTEM : MS VISTA HOME - $130

And this one the LCD is smaller,19" hoho.
So yup anyway i hope my dad allows me to do this,i'm doing it with a guidance of a professional,Scolahir aka Dzahir lol.
Anyway today was fine,dono why but my eyes keep closing..again lolz. Tomorrow got school..ahh !!!!!! I hope right this week ah friday got rematch with anti sanz aka faggots fc.
Ya i seriously want a rematch..i want to stun all those bitches !!!! Stupid forget abt the match..worse than a bitch ,faggot..some so unthinkable that i dono wtf it is. lol yaya alot of people asking me about it..hmm mummie and SK..since its in school,its on a friday..can u guys come ? I'd love the support lolz. LOL i just remembered tmr n tues no school !! YES !!! :))) OMG my mom is crazy !!! impersonating me n my dad lol.i guess i got my humour from my mom.. lolz. kk i guess thats all for today~~ Going out for dinner later with mom and sis cos my dad is in hong kong..again lolz.

Seeya!

What a good day

yoyo ! Today's a good day,very bad at the start though. Woke up at 11 am..thats not right. Don't know why but my eyes just kept closing. Then at around 11+ went out for lunch at Pastamania with dad and mom,my sister went to meet up with a guy...whos this guy ? o.O Its either Kuan Ho or Colin !! Somebody will know sooner or later !!! Its so obvious she has a boyfriend cos shes been talking to a guy like everyday since last week,or a few weeks ago,on the handphone and the house phone..hmm..maybe discussing about economy ?? Ahh i'm going to lose my money in Lehmann Bonds !!! Help me james bond !! The names Mann,Lehmann. LOL. Anyway talked to Jan yesterday,she said she went to the chinese doctor and he did some spiritual kind of exercise on her hand..jk. He must have twist and turned either the muscles or bones..you see Chinese doctors learn Tai ji...and they r picked cos they r special,got supernatural powers mah !! Yup she told me the doc also put a bandage around her hand,supposed to take it off when the medicine drys up...rmb Jan,larger exposed surface area,more humidity = faster rate of evaporation..hoho mrs Karthi is going to be so impressed,what good science skills i have gained!! I can take over scientists !! Yup,now just rotting,gtg at 5.15..going to meet my dad then go pick up my mom and sis...anyway so far i guess the day has been great,can't wait for tomorrow ! I wonder how is Jan doing...must be out doing some stuff i guess. Yup and theres this construction work going on right outside my flat..its been going on all day..pretty noisy..why isn't anyone complaining ?? I can't cos they will think im a dumbass..12 year old ? -_- Oh well i guess thats all for today..
Seeya !

Faggots !!!!

bloody hell !!! stupid javen and his show off soccer team forgot all about today's match !! Possibly din forget you fags were just scared to lose to us !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya i called javen and all i got was what la fucker ... -_- i would like to slap your face javen,You said you bought total 90 boots ? lol buy then don't play ? Useless anot ?
But we still won anyway.so the bet has been won !!!
If my team wins i continue to chase !! yes i will !! i can do it wor !! LOL.
But seriously i'd rather be rotting with my "family" or coaching Jan on football.. seriously man..I thought Javen was a good guy,brave to do anything,and he gave me the worst excuses..all i can say is screw you sucker. lol. Anyway after football,went home and showered,had the best dinner LOL. Yup,so now i'm here posting lo...mummie just came online,so i can chat with her ..woohoo !
Hmmm..today talked to Jan and she didn't sound very good,saw her pm...if i'm correct she seems to be having a finger injury...eh yes finger only but in football,so long as u have an injury,whether is ur "xia mian" Yup you still won't be allowed to play. Take care of yourself Jan !!! I don't like to see you upset.. :S On a not so brighter side again,i read Jac's blog,saw one of the post,all big font and all in red..wah,its the rumours...lolz. She has the worst anger management problem,worst than Seng Huat The King. I think right if u fume her up her face from pale white will become blood red,probably after a while u will see smoke coming out of her ears,nose,mouth .. lol. Yup shes still pissed with me..for no reason. I am going to kill Cynthia,i will really kill her,i let it go,but if she bumps into me..its time for her to say "Wo de ma yar !!" Yup cos i will really scold her and find out whats happening. Hey i don't beat up girls alright ? I don't beat up boys either. I tickle them...jk. Yup guess thats all for today folks ~
Seeya !

The Final Showdown

It is the final battle
A battle between just 6/7,and a mix of other classes.
Don't worry,my team will definitely defeat 6/7,for they are too confident.
I will be using this formation,it is my final decision


X

X X X X




X (GK)
This is a 0-4-1 formation,with no defenders.
Abit of a a risk but its worth a try.
Wish me all the best ! ~
Farhan~
Aqil~
Nanda~
Ritzhann~
Azfar~
Andre~

GOGO LE SANZ FC !!!

LE SANZ FC VS ANTI SANZ FC
FUSHAN GARDEN FIELD. 17 OCTOBER,FRIDAY . KICK OFF AT 3.00PM

Chinaman is here

Presenting you..

CHINAMAN !!!

Yup a total change,taking over dead superman.
His suit has 2 chopsticks,crossing over each other,to represent his loyalty to dim sum .
His noodle web,to catch villains,and bring him from different chinese restaurants like
DIN TAI FUNG and CRYSTAL JADE.
His special fortune cookie boomerang ! when it hits a villain,it will crack open and a piece of paper will then come back to you,the piece of paper will say : "Confucius say you bad boy go to jail" Yup. Thats chinaman !!!!

Anyway tomorrow is the final showdown !!
Le Sanz vs Anti Sanz !! C'mon boys we can do it !!!!
This is the bet i set with my friends lol,if our team loses,i stop chasing the "girl."
Should my team win, i will continue. LOL PLEASE LET MY TEAM WIN !!! :(
Following my old ways again,starting off with a 0-4-1 formation,no defence,if it works well i will move on to a 1-3-1 formation.
Its going to be a tough fight but i know my team can do it,i have worked with Scolahir (Dzahir) to work out the best tactics and formations. Dzahir,if my team wins,i really owe you one.

Ok now i will list down the rankings of the members in the MOSB (Ministry of Sex Bomb)
President : Andre Kang
Prime minister : Eugene Quek
Deputy Prime minister : Vacant

Members of the SBDP (Sex bomb dance party,part of politics)
Leader : Tan Jun Hao
Member : Sum Kah Soon
Member : Jan (?!)


The SBDP will go on national television for a debate with the PAP on whether the SBDP should be with the Republicans or Democrats,but reports have said that Singaporeans are voting SBDP to be in the Democratic group.

SBDP Seeks your support , call
1800-EAT-SHIT to vote to be in the Republican group
Call :
1800-andre-issexybabeh to vote to be in the Democratic group.

Rumours have been spread that current president of the Sex Bomb Ministry may step down for
Barack Oh my bama. But it has been confirmed that he will not step down as Andre is the only one who is able to complete 30 sets of the Sexbomb dance v1 and also manage to sharpen his buttocks to finish each version of the sexbomb dance skilfully.

Thank for watching Sexbomb news 5 tonight.
Goodnight !


This virtual report has been approved by the MOSB , Ministry of Sexbomb
Angkunogelistan,School code 1111

Not the end of the road...

Another post,hehe.

Yesterday night i asked Jan whether she felt the same,like how i feel lol. Unfortunately i did not get an answer,it was more of a i thought you werent going to ask sort of shocking feeling lol. Like i said in my previous posts,i cannot hold it against her . Yup i am a little upset but i know the answer will come soon,so so soon that it won't be soon anymore,lol jk. Anyway today had my last counselling session...yup 1 confidante is gone,but its ok,i got others like mummie,Jan and my buddy farhan ! ^^ Anyway,now that PSLE is over i shouldn't get too distracted with things that upset me...hoho can't wait for Jan to come online then i can talk to her again...hehehe.

It is our calling, Le Sanz.

Yoyoyo,i saw this when i was at home !! ON TV !! LOL JK. seriously i'll be abit happier if this happens LLOL.




Yup today went to Kampong Glam with classmates from 6/6 and 6/5 ! Yup it was a fun tour,had a tourguide to lead us around,sure did learn alot of info,more than the one i had in when i was in P4.





It is the final showdown this friday !!





Le Sanz FC vs Anti Sanz , yes once again its against our haters.


Oh well,we r bound to win anyway LOL. But we're not over confident...^^ I'm sure about this. I'm the captain for the match lol,2nd replay will be Azfar.





Anyway not much to say about it,not really important..


Yup this will be a short post ! Tomorrow n friday no sch wor !! lolz. kk seeya ! ^^

A new day~

yoyo !!! What a great Tuesday it is !! Yup after school went to play football with the ever so funny Farhan , great bud. And Azfar also came..stupid lazy bastards didn't come for training...i only know why 1 can't come..but the rest ??? Lazy pigs??? Get your ass out and start training !!! THE MATCH IS THIS FRIDAY AND I SAID TODAY WAS THE LAST SESSION !! BASKET !!

What can i do ?? If we lose i have myself to blame..haiz. Oh well its ok !! We can do it babeh !!!
Anyway Farah spoke to me on msn again...yes wtf . yaya kept dragging it on then keeps saying she really likes me...hello ?? I got someone already ?? o.O I'm still chasing though. So girls !!! No chance babeh !!! Yah i like this tag from Jan ! She typed out this : "andre is just being straightforward. it might not be the best way. but at least he tells straightaway. instead of dragging on, and hurting you people who like him.." hoho ! yup now Farah is using the song 7 Things by Miley Cyrus to describe me...wow im so inspired LOL.



ok heres the school i wanna get into , its a really good school you know.

School Code : 1111
ANDRE SECONDARY SCHOOL

Woodlands Dangerous
Angkugenolistan
Website address : www.okto.sg (LOL)

Bus services : -
MRT Station : Bangkok

School Vision : Eat,eat and eat/Bomb ,bomb and bomb.
School mission : Nurturing Andres to be the best
Type of school : Gay
Mother Tongue : Father Tongue

Aggregate range of 2007 PSLE pupils posted to 2008 Sec 1
Express : CTE,BKE and KPE
Normal (academic) : Thailand Citizen,Singaporean
Normal (academic) EM3 : Catwoman,Batman and the Joker

CCA offered : Sexbomb Dance

Aggregate score -> If you can do the sexbomb dance,you're in !
School Principal : Andre Koh
Vice Principal : Andre Lee

Achievements : Sexbomb dance Champions - Nationals (2000-2008)
Sexbomb dance book authors "Sexbomb dance for dummies"

APPROVED BY SBD AND MOSB

SBD is sex bomb dance
MOSB is ministry of sex bomb


Now wondering whats the sexbomb dance ? My trademark dance ! Heres the 3 versions,pls always start with version 1,safety first,starting with 2 or 3 may get ur sexbomb turned into crapbomb.

How to dance the sexbomb dance (Version 1)
1.Put your right hand's palm on the back on your head.
2.Do likewise for your left hand. (Left hand should be on your right hand.)
3.Put your legs together.
4.Swing the lower part of your body ,do not move the upper part.
5.Swing your body in a 360 degree CIRCULAR movement.

How to dance the sexbomb dance (Version 2)
1.Follow steps 1 to 4 from Version 1.
2.After swinging your body in a circular movement,walk forward while doing it. Its easy,really !

How to do the sexbomb dance (Version 3)
1.Follow steps from 1 to 4 from Version 1
2.Swing your lower body in a circular movement,remember,360 !!!
3.After that,rotate your body while doing the dance. Again its easy !!

Thank you !! seeya !! LOL

wowowowow

miao tv or mio tv ???

Anyway,my sister must have spotted me at the basketball playing basketball and she must have suspected that i skipped aikido...WTF ! :( No trust at all man !
haiz...i wonder when will the trust be back !!! If its never back i donno how to co-operate with my family in the future.

Analysis Of Fushan Garden field,where the match is going to be held.
Today it was raining,the best time to check the grass and field terrain.

The worst part is some parts of the field are not covered in grass,something i don't like. It also has some dents where water is filled up,so it may be a problem when the players dribble the ball.
The best part is,the ball moves faster in wet grass cos its smooth. Other than that,its all ok.

Tomorrow's training hopefully will be on DRY grass,where we fix up our formations , tactics and final shooting positioning b4 we get ready.

The type of shot where we r bound to be able to score is the 'Volley' a kind of shot,its good and fast,should be easy for Azfar,my forward to shoot it into the net.

Supporters,just come and cheer !!!! PLS NO BARACK OBAMA or JOHN McCAIN ah !!! No debates !!!

Friday,3,00pm,17 october.

LE SANZ FC VS ANTI SANZ FC


Final formation . [should aqil be in the team.]

X


X X X X


X


X (GK)

kk ciao.

Good day ~

yoyoyo ! Its a new day today,yup. Din do much in school...had abit of fun,deciding the final formation for the team..bad news,Nasir our defender can't come..his mom doesn't allow him to. :(
damn ! anyway gotta solve the problem asap,thinking of getting Wei Jun in the game...i just need a defender ... to accompany me,Still waiting for the news if Aqil is joining in as gk,then i can assist the main field players to get them moving . Tomorrow's training will be a challenge,players aren't used to the field yet..and the match is this friday !! damn !! hoho and i think we got people watching..mdm chong ?? Putri asked if she could come and watch,yup if she comes ...her friends will tag along...best time to embarass jeremy !! I don't hold anything against you but i know when people come u will be super arrogant !! Best time for my team to bring you down and score !!!

oh jeez i just remembered on wed i got counselling..hmmm better not forget. >.< Anyway just finished talking to Jan on msn...she went offline ...must be going home lol.

kk thats all for today. seeya !


Guan Xin...i am willing to forgive you,but im not sure about the rest of the family...Why did you do that in the first place ?

Startin' a new life...

about the girl...No plans of popping any question cos i don't think i should. And i don't know how the other party would feel. Anyway i doubt anything could happen because..of the age difference..but impossible is nothing !! Buts its ok la...i can't force her right...i know you are reading this...relax ok i dont wanna force you or make you feel odd.
Could it be my same mistake again ? I'm sure it isn't. Or maybe the feeling just comes frequently at my age...all i know is that i've never felt like this before.

A plain old message

This message is for Jac...and Mingli.

Ok now i understand there has been a feud between u 2 girls eh?? Its because of the blogs n stuff...hoho please remember you 2 r in the SAME family !! You don't see family members fighting all day right ?? And please Jac control yourself from getting angry easily...it won't be easy catching a guy if you're always like that you know. And Mingli,i really don't know what happened but if you did something wrong,admit and apologise. If you didn't,your conscience should be clear and you wouldn't really give a damn. Please girls,i hope to see you 2 talking to each other again okay ?


Ok other than that rally speech message...
Singapore is in its 2nd recession now,i doubt my christmas will be very good,like what Yahoo Singapore said so in it's reports. Anyway from now onwards i shall not blog about...how pretty a girl is,how much i hate the cleaners in my school...and how many times i see a chinese girl swearing infront of me.

This shall be my last one...
The style of swearing from a Primary six , 12 year old,Chinese girl.

Even if you just get her agitated,the first few words that come out will be like this :
"**** lor ************ LOR ****************** LOR !! ****** LOR !!!!

As you see ,each swear word is ended with a 3 letter word 'lor' Categorised in the so called singapore english "Singlish"
Now basically they do not swear in just Hokkien dialect. It can come up in all sort of sequences. First expect hokkien,english,chinese,tamil,malay then your usual fook off word to end the "sentence."
Why am i talking about this ? Very odd ...
Seriously i am pretty annoyed when i see girls in my school like Amanda...swearing ... on eugene's blog. Seriously not inspiring !! She sweared off like 2 sentences full of hokkien words...repeating 1 hokkien word 3 times in all the sentences. Now i know that from time to time,your siblings or parents may swear like..Oh shucks ! Oh jeez ! Stupid !! Idiot !! But no i don't think they would ever use words such as Asshole,F**k,Ch** b*i/J* b*i .... I suppose you learn them from 1 source...Classmates. But what would happen if the school was to completely wipe out all of them...its basically too late ! If they do so the school would only have about a hundred students ! So well some schools are so bad that they just let them swear... =/

I guess thats the only topic i want to emphasize about on my blog.

So basically whenever a topic comes out,i shall blog about it...it improves my English...won't it ? :P okie thats all folks. Seeya !

chapter 2 !

hoho i din go to the zoo,but i went Prawn fishing !!!!! yes ah i am pro at it liao !!! 13 prawns in 3 hours !! OMG !!! i pwn jason !! LOL. anyway it was an expensive $30 for just 3 hours,but worth it cos you're catching big prawns and cooking them,for free ! Yup,really fun. But somehow i sense
that my parents are objecting against my new hobby. Anyways after prawning,couldn't stay to enjoy the prawns. Went to eat dinner with my family,after that did groceries and headed home...yeh thats all i guess..

Seeya!

No zoo today ~

hoho the zoo outing was canceled ! If it wasn't i wouldn't be here blogging lol. Cos Mummie kena got a fever !! lolz...so basically today big mama asked me "Where do you want to go today?" Like Sentosa blahblah...but im sorry mama !! Theres no where to go !!! I don't wanna go the museum or blahblahblah...You know my life is boring now...its more fun when i know PSLE is coming and what my dad is going to do to me...now that its gone..geeee im so bored..but i requested to stay at home...haha my mom allowed me to !!! yeehaw !!! Play games at home lor..GTA keke.
Anyway...guys rmb this song ??? LOL yes i rmb i had this song on my blog but it was replaced by A7X's Seize The Day. Aiya i chose this chinese song cos it reminds me of someone....hehe.
But seriously i think sylvester sim is like the new face of singapore...i am sure he pwns the gay boy jj lin...whats JJ supposed to mean ah ?? Or is it just his nick? jiajia lin..ally of jia jia liang teh LOL. Anyway yes as u read my tagboard...yaya i confessed i like a girl ~ Ok so now u people can stop asking me "Who is Jan?" "Is she pretty?" of course she is !!! major nose bleed !!! But no worries Jan ! I am immune to it...no more nose bleeding..not much of drooling...just some crazy things running through my mind lol. Farah...haiz. She is assuming i'm dating her !!! WTF !!! And when she types "ILY" i seriously dont know how to reply !!! in real life sure i'd say i love you too if i were dating you but plssssssssssssssss i am not gonna date uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i need some timeeeeee and i'm not the type see you r so pretty i straight away date you ah..i'm not that sort of guy...i don't look for looks...thats way behind what i want. :( hur hur ... i don't wana play around with Farah's feelings...i better talk to her..ytd when i was busy she smsed me,i saw it but din reply. This morning when i woke up i smsed her that i was busy. Then she said she was sleeping.. gee guys whats up with you people man ?!?!?! Why sleep so early wake up so late?? You know every Saturday i got 9am remedial..will always wake up at 7.30...now immune to it i just jump out and look at the clock .. 7.30 ! Had belgian waffles for breakfast...then here i am on my pc..waiting for my dad to give me back my rightzzz... :(
Okie pokey i think thats all for today folks...will update tonight if i have anything to say..long way to go man.. now 9.02 am only lol... kk seeya !!!

crap ...

lol hi guys !!! Tomorrow going to the zoo with my "family!" woohoo !

Ok situation number 2.
Besides Boon Hui,i found out another girl that likes me...i am so surprised i got so many admirers..like what mrs Karthi said LOL.
And this girl's name is Farah.
Yes malay. I find her a rather nice girl but .... seriously when she asked me ...that question she only talked to me for like 30 minutes...that ain't gonna happen girl...Look guys i don't believe in all this "stead" thing. If you want the girl or boy to be ur girlfriend/boyfriend,just ask la !!! why must drag drag then say "You wanna stead with me?" Later he/she duno say..ok steady bom pi pi !! -_______________________- wtf . When i like a girl,i focus on that girl,i don't jump here n there. But i really find Farah pretty n kind hearted !! Sweet girl,hard to come across. Look i'm not interested in anyone..yet..except for someone...told her already...wonder if shes like freaked out or sumthin lol. I don't know. Now that PSLE is over and my break has started i can go chase girls...LOL. No !!! I have told myself to never do that again !! I have learnt my lesson !!!!!! skr00 ameera !! shit u !!! Oh well....today in school..social studies teacher..this old woman..wah i am like her fav. student now wor !! 2 period spend all time talking to me.. -_- can u be my 3rd grandma pls ??? LOL i will never ask her that !!! don wan lao zha bor !! :( lol. Anyway,i'm too young to date girls...Now i know 2 girls ...who when they r stuck in a situation including love,they will use songs to express their feelings. Say ... 7 things by Miley Cyrus ? Far away by Nickelback ? alot of songs. People express love in very different ways..interesting isn't it ? ok enough stupid talk lol. Anyway Singapore has headed into its 2nd recession,ever since the 2002 one...damn.okok thats all for today folks ! seeya !!