Chinaman is here

Presenting you..

CHINAMAN !!!

Yup a total change,taking over dead superman.
His suit has 2 chopsticks,crossing over each other,to represent his loyalty to dim sum .
His noodle web,to catch villains,and bring him from different chinese restaurants like
DIN TAI FUNG and CRYSTAL JADE.
His special fortune cookie boomerang ! when it hits a villain,it will crack open and a piece of paper will then come back to you,the piece of paper will say : "Confucius say you bad boy go to jail" Yup. Thats chinaman !!!!

Anyway tomorrow is the final showdown !!
Le Sanz vs Anti Sanz !! C'mon boys we can do it !!!!
This is the bet i set with my friends lol,if our team loses,i stop chasing the "girl."
Should my team win, i will continue. LOL PLEASE LET MY TEAM WIN !!! :(
Following my old ways again,starting off with a 0-4-1 formation,no defence,if it works well i will move on to a 1-3-1 formation.
Its going to be a tough fight but i know my team can do it,i have worked with Scolahir (Dzahir) to work out the best tactics and formations. Dzahir,if my team wins,i really owe you one.

Ok now i will list down the rankings of the members in the MOSB (Ministry of Sex Bomb)
President : Andre Kang
Prime minister : Eugene Quek
Deputy Prime minister : Vacant

Members of the SBDP (Sex bomb dance party,part of politics)
Leader : Tan Jun Hao
Member : Sum Kah Soon
Member : Jan (?!)


The SBDP will go on national television for a debate with the PAP on whether the SBDP should be with the Republicans or Democrats,but reports have said that Singaporeans are voting SBDP to be in the Democratic group.

SBDP Seeks your support , call
1800-EAT-SHIT to vote to be in the Republican group
Call :
1800-andre-issexybabeh to vote to be in the Democratic group.

Rumours have been spread that current president of the Sex Bomb Ministry may step down for
Barack Oh my bama. But it has been confirmed that he will not step down as Andre is the only one who is able to complete 30 sets of the Sexbomb dance v1 and also manage to sharpen his buttocks to finish each version of the sexbomb dance skilfully.

Thank for watching Sexbomb news 5 tonight.
Goodnight !


This virtual report has been approved by the MOSB , Ministry of Sexbomb
Angkunogelistan,School code 1111